jay's definitions

YWIA

You are Welcome In Advance

When U decide to go somewhere...

by Jay April 15, 2005

cool

1) in between warm/hot

2) describing something that is "in style".

yo, this shiznat is cool, dawg

by Jay July 8, 2003

Jompa

1. Has its roots in the Buddhist faith.
2. The allegorical father figure in a lesbian relationship. Most often referred to by young adopted chinafolk.

Momma and Jampa

by Jay December 1, 2003

Baseball

a very hard ball
able to do some damage

a fan was struck in the ass with a baseball and now has an stretched out rectum

by Jay June 2, 2003

orin

n. 1. a true pimp
2. a person who is good at everything

you can never be a orin

by jay February 22, 2004

asner

the act of ejecting fluid or other substance (food or drink that was previously in the mouth) out of the nose due to sudden laughter

"Ow! That was so funny, I just asnered my coffee all over myself!"
"Never drink hard liquor at a comedy club. A whiskey asner can be severely painful."

by Jay October 30, 2004

deus ex

The biggest mispronounced word in gaming history.

It's not pronounced deuce-ex dumbass ... it's pronounced de-us ex

by Jay January 7, 2004