crabs

crabs:A tiny bug like creature that will infiltrate the pubis maximus,and lead you to isle 3 at the local pharmacy for some blue ointment.

Use the "ol"blue ointment for the crabs dissapointment use it 4 a night and a day,oh it burns an it itches,but it kills them sons of bitches in that good old fashioned way.

by spikemeister45036 August 20, 2003

crabs

Pesky pubic lice, that require treatment to remove, or they replicate and take over your entire crotch area.

Eazy-E sez: She had more crabs than a seafood platter.

by Bill February 14, 2004

Crabs

A parasite that lives in the pubic hair. The only cure is to shave off half of the pubic hair, light the other half on fire and stab the little bastards with an ice pick when they come running out.

"I got rid of those crabs but these scars will never heal"

by MoraLes April 9, 2006

crabs

There are two kinds of crabs:

1. The tasty underwater kind

2. The not-tasty underwear kind

1. Bob: Seafood sounds good.
Cindy: Let's go to the store and get crabs to boil and eat tonight.

2. Bob: My junk itches rather badly.
Cindy: You probably have crabs.

by Brittanyk92 April 5, 2009

Crabs

A sexually transmitted disease contracted through sleeping with the infected. It results in an infestation of pubic lice in your pubic region and it itches so bad you'll wish you were dead.

I got crabs now i want to die

by Marla Singers vagina December 10, 2009

crabs

Nasty ass buggers that live in your pubic hairs.

Guess who, the Crabs. Your pubes, we'll grab. We wait on bedsheets and toilet seats, then pinch your nuts, with our feet. The Crabs, oh yes, the Crabs. The Craaaaaaaaabs.

by (name goes here) July 30, 2006

crabs

a free souvenir from tijuana

banging that slut was worth getting crabs

by Stupid Flanders December 28, 2005