crowther 

To Perform a Story Meant for Laughs, But incidently falls flat on its face on normal conversation.

Man 1: Ive got a cold
Man 2: oh man you just did a fucking crowther.
Man 1: Oh, My bad,

crowther by foshohomes April 28, 2008

Crowther 

When you screw something up so horribly that it is completely irreversible and unforgiveable. Also puts a damper on your day, week, month, year, and even your life.

Girl Roommate: "You hooked the jumper cables up wrong and now my car is completely dead!"

Guy Roommate: "Yeah, you really crowthered that one!"

Crowther by bobbyseverorsam July 27, 2009

crowther 

a duck's foot.

look at that crowther, it's covered in poo.

crowther by JaY January 25, 2003

Crowther 

Another word for a paedophile or person who dates young looking girls. Generally assumed to have a beard and wear a hood

Oh my God did you see that girl he was with he is such a Crowther
Stop Crowthering those girls

Crowther by Mr Magic August 20, 2012

Crowther 

A parasite-like human being. Usually burying under a false name keep the reputation hidden.

Representing lose hope and broken promises.

Guy 1: Have you met the new girl?
Guy 2: Don't approach her, She is a Crowther.

Crowther by Ezekiel_25:17 May 27, 2024

Crowther 

A parasitic humanoid with manipulative behaviours.

Usually hiding under false names to hide their reputation.

Guy 1: Have you met the new girl.
Guy 2: Don't believe a word she says, she's a Crowther

Crowther by Ezekiel_25:17 May 27, 2024

Crowther kiss 

Sloppy, strongbow smelling/tasting kiss given to any unsuspecting person.

Daniel Crowther delivering a sloppy 'Crowther kiss' after several pints of Strongbow to anyone stood within a 2 meter radius. Rest in peace, legend.

Crowther kiss by DanCrowther1 June 9, 2011