When your husband/wife forces you to wear diapers and when you do something they dissaprove of they spank you many times.
Husband: "Honey where my dinner at?"
Wife: "I didn't have time to make it"
Husband: "you'll be getting some time in a bottle tonight"
Wife: "I didn't have time to make it"
Husband: "you'll be getting some time in a bottle tonight"
by Jay March 20, 2004
noun: contraction for "web log", a type of online diary
verb: to post diary or journal entries to a web log
verb: to post diary or journal entries to a web log
by jay June 25, 2003
by Jay September 05, 2003
the greasy, dirty buildup of dirt and oil under boobs and between the rolls of fat ppl. especailly when they don't shower.
that fucker is covered in titty butter
by jay May 31, 2003
A great town i dont care what you say . All those people who live here and say "OMFG MEDFORD IS SOOOOOOO BORING" need take a look around them. The black to white ratio is 99 to 1 , less then that even. There is no crime . The is a gay ass highschool that we all take as a complet joke. It was nick named "shawnee prison" Dew to the ban on drinking water and the loss of ketchup cup. Cause they didnt fit into the budget which is like 4000000 dollars . There are mostly big homes over 5000 sq feet. Your 30 mins from philly 10 mins from the mall 10 mins from a movie theater 2 hours from NYC and 30 mins from the shore. Also there is no more building there due to the pinebarrens what eles can you ask for??? Oh and i cant forget the massive drugs that go threw this town , its kinda funny cause you wouldnt think it until you walked into shawnee for about 10 mins.
White , nice clothes , nice shoes , and drinking on the bored walk at 14 years old . He must be from medford.
by Jay March 17, 2005