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the innocent time before everybody that talked to a child was a paedophile. when teachers could pick kids up, and you were allowed to take photos at the ice rink.

predo times are most noticeable in movies made before the late '90s. practices and events which seem ludicrous to us now were perfectly reasonable because nobody was scared of paedophiles

in the mighty ducks film...emilio estevez walks into a school and gives the receptionist a list of childs names...he is then told where they all are and allowed to wander in to the school to get them.

in 'matilda' the elementary school teacher is allowed to take matilda to her house after school for tea.

these are not examples of paedophiles, but of normal adults in an age when paedophiles were not a worry to parents. - predo times
that film last night was so predo, the teacher took the child home with her for tea after school

remember when you were little and your teacher gave you a hug? that was so predo
predo by predo May 12, 2010
Words you can keep
Don't look behind you. Your predo's hiding behind the newsstand. C'mon, Mary. Let's walk down this street and duck into the subway station.
predo by gregjockca September 13, 2010
the pope looks very predo
predo by eatsht5555 October 12, 2021

Paedo Sheen 

The moisture that appears on the brow of most kiddie fiddlers
Bob: are you positive that Barry touches kids.
Tom: For sure, there can be no doubt, look at the sweat on his brow, definite paedo Sheen
Paedo Sheen by Mrwicked77 May 9, 2020
a gambling based lootcrate mechanism designed to target, and exploit children and vulnerable adults

coined by @21Kiloton
"Free DLC" is code for "pedocaches(crammed with microtransactions)"
pedocache by Artificial Deity September 17, 2018
A portmanteau of pedophile and conservative, used to refer to a member of the Republican party.
It's not just Roy Moore, Matt Gaetz, Dennis Hastert, Donald Trump, Mark Foley, Jim Jordan. All Republicans are pedocons, motivated primarily by the desire to molest children.

Urban Paedo

When middle aged men go on holiday to children's theme parks
Sean is 40 and went to Disney World for 2 weeks... What a perfect place to hide for an Urban Paedo
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