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groin rage

The overwhelming, uncontrollable, massively unstoppable tsunami of superhuman throbbing orgasmic pain that floods your groin area thereby causing the meaty love organ to be violently pumped to massive proportions of granite hardness. This is usually followed by gigantic throbbing and an unbelievable neverending torrential rain of cream gushering.
HOLY SHIT! Get the mop! Brad has major groin rage and we need a bucket fast!!!
by gregjockca October 22, 2010
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spagina pants

From 'spaghetti' plus 'vagina'. Tight pants so slutty that only a spaghetti-thin model could fit their skank vagina into them.
Suzie wore the whoriest spagina pants to her prom and her life nosedived from there.
by gregjockca December 15, 2010
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predo

Don't look behind you. Your predo's hiding behind the newsstand. C'mon, Mary. Let's walk down this street and duck into the subway station.
by gregjockca September 13, 2010
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Satan Christ

A fun combination of Satan and Jesus Christ, worshipped as the sole all-powerful homocidal sociopathic meta-being who is both evil and good, who enjoys both our joy and our suffering and who wishes both life and death upon us. Amen.
I believe in the lord Satan Christ, bringer of joy and woe. Hallelujah! Can I hear an amen?!
by gregjockca October 14, 2010
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cantoslut

An obnoxious Hong Kong girl who relies on daddy's money and acts all pretentious in order to climb the social ladder by any means necessary, including spreading her legs. Synonym: Lucy Liu.
OMG, look at that filthy cantoslut with those pink heels and oversized bra. Wtf was she thinking? I smell trash.
by gregjockca September 2, 2010
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digiMao

The term digiMao (use it as a verb, noun or adjective) is a NewSpeak abbreviation for "digital maoism", whose followers believe that the people's majority can and should decide what reality is.

Sometimes ironically confused with the digiMao term "Web 2.0", the most fertile examples of this subtle populist, pseudo-democratic, anti-individualist brainsnatching are the Wikipedia, IRC, and Second Life (aka "IRC 2.0") which require the involvement of the masses to make it something more than it can never be. These online mobs of fascism define their own rules, no matter how nutjob, and eventually obsess over weeding out the brightest and least disconnected from reality so that the most insecure can feel superior in their newly founded universe.
"This Wikipedia article is so digiMao."
"Omg, the café staff digiMaoed me out of the restaurant yesterday for keeping it real."
"I'm so tired of digiMao, neocommie borg wannabes pretending that their words mean something."
by gregjockca June 6, 2007
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