Definitions by gregjockca
Queen's Wave
The queen's wave is performed by waving in a queen-like fashion while getting your blowbuddy to sit on it and enjoy the ride.
Queen's Wave by gregjockca June 6, 2011
molexting
molexting by gregjockca May 18, 2011
spagina pants
From 'spaghetti' plus 'vagina'. Tight pants so slutty that only a spaghetti-thin model could fit their skank vagina into them.
spagina pants by gregjockca December 15, 2010
chernobyl breasts
They say Nancy was living in Chernobyl when it happened. That's why she became an x-ray tech. She doesn't need the machine because her breasts shoot their own x-rays. You know, chernobyl breasts?
chernobyl breasts by gregjockca December 3, 2010
groin rage
The overwhelming, uncontrollable, massively unstoppable tsunami of superhuman throbbing orgasmic pain that floods your groin area thereby causing the meaty love organ to be violently pumped to massive proportions of granite hardness. This is usually followed by gigantic throbbing and an unbelievable neverending torrential rain of cream gushering.
groin rage by gregjockca October 22, 2010
Satan Christ
A fun combination of Satan and Jesus Christ, worshipped as the sole all-powerful homocidal sociopathic meta-being who is both evil and good, who enjoys both our joy and our suffering and who wishes both life and death upon us. Amen.
Satan Christ by gregjockca October 14, 2010
predo
Don't look behind you. Your predo's hiding behind the newsstand. C'mon, Mary. Let's walk down this street and duck into the subway station.
predo by gregjockca September 13, 2010