Definitions by gregjockca
pawnshoppable
pawnshoppable by gregjockca September 9, 2010
saxxxy
saxxxy by gregjockca September 6, 2010
cantoslut
An obnoxious Hong Kong girl who relies on daddy's money and acts all pretentious in order to climb the social ladder by any means necessary, including spreading her legs. Synonym: Lucy Liu.
OMG, look at that filthy cantoslut with those pink heels and oversized bra. Wtf was she thinking? I smell trash.
cantoslut by gregjockca September 2, 2010
pedimunch
A pedicure with your teeth.
Some people are flexible enough to perform this delicate operation on their own but most need help from a very loyal friend. With the downturn in the American economy, pedimunching is becoming a valuable alternative to lavish salon prices and it's also full of vitamins.
Some people are flexible enough to perform this delicate operation on their own but most need help from a very loyal friend. With the downturn in the American economy, pedimunching is becoming a valuable alternative to lavish salon prices and it's also full of vitamins.
Suzie, can you help me? My feet are rough somethin' fierce and their aching for a good pedimunch. You're a loyal friend, aren't you, Suzie? Suzie?... SUZIE??! Come back, Suzie!!!
pedimunch by gregjockca August 28, 2010
Toba
Short for "Manitoba", one of the five "forgotten provinces" of Canada (others being PEI, Newfoundland, Saskatchewan and Nova Scotia). It can be used as a noun or adjective.
"I went back to Toba, my motherland, for the summer to visit my mennonite cousins. Still nothing there but moose and goths. But at least they have booze and I got totally shit-plastered."
Toba by gregjockca July 12, 2007
manitoba
Manitoba is ridiculed by Canadians from other provinces, particularly grown adults who live with their mommy and daddy, as "the armpit of Canada". It is however completely ignored by Americans altogether who aren't sure whether it is a province or a kind of martini.
It is one of the five "forgotten provinces" (the others being Saskatchewan, Nova Scotia, PEI and Newfoundland). It's capital is Winnipeg (or "The Peg"). All Winnipegers will tell you that the city is named after Winnie the Pooh.
Some do not recognize Manitoba as a valid province because moose outnumber people five to one. These people have therefore merged it with the neighbouring forgotten province, Saskatchewan, to form a megasuperprovince called "Saskitoba". It's capital would therefore be the megasupercity of "Winnigina", pronounced win-nuh-JAH-ee-nuh.
Fun Factoids about Manitoba
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* Manitoba can range from +40C (as in New Delhi) to -40C (as in Antarctica) so most bums either fry onto the pavement in the summer or freeze to death in the winter. The snow trucks and streetsweepers manage to scoop most of their body parts away.
* Manitoba is the first province to give women the vote (way back in 1916) which is why you don't even wanna THINK about fucking with Manitoba chicks. They will slice you.
* At just over a million people, the population is far too low to have a murder rating. One murder to a Manitoban would be like... the holocaust. So it just doesn't happen despite the myths you've heard.
* Most Manitobans live only in its capital, Winnipeg, and three-quarters of Manitoba is a superlarge Indian reservation. Oddly enough, casinos are everywhere but this may be an unrelated phenomenon.
* Manitobans made seperatism and speaking French cool before it became the fashion in Quebec.
* Some drunken half-Native, half-French dude named Louis Riel founded Manitoba. He kicked major whitey ass. He would slice you too just like the Manitoban chicks if you pissed him off.
* Manitobans speak a unique dialect of English which is a special blend of French, Ukrainian and Elvish. Eg: "Borrow me that book" means "Lend me that book". "This city sucks!" means "I really love my motherland!".
* The main religion is Goth. Second is atheism.
* Cool Manitobans live in a place called "Osborne Village" which is filled with gays, hippies, goths and s&m rubber fetishists.
* While Northern Manitoba may very well have igloos, the Greater Winnipeg area has real buildings made of materials other than ice, like wood, stone and concrete.
* Licence plates read "Friendly Manitoba" and they _are_ friendly to everyone except the KKK and snobby brats with a silver spoon in their mouths and who have fake dyed blond hair who came from Vancouver and then complain that they hate being stuck in Winnipeg because it's nothing like Vancouver, blah, blah, blah, go die.
Overall, rather than being the stinky butthole of the country, it is an unappreciated jewel trapped in the bowels of the remote prairie nougat core of North America.
It is one of the five "forgotten provinces" (the others being Saskatchewan, Nova Scotia, PEI and Newfoundland). It's capital is Winnipeg (or "The Peg"). All Winnipegers will tell you that the city is named after Winnie the Pooh.
Some do not recognize Manitoba as a valid province because moose outnumber people five to one. These people have therefore merged it with the neighbouring forgotten province, Saskatchewan, to form a megasuperprovince called "Saskitoba". It's capital would therefore be the megasupercity of "Winnigina", pronounced win-nuh-JAH-ee-nuh.
Fun Factoids about Manitoba
---------------------------
* Manitoba can range from +40C (as in New Delhi) to -40C (as in Antarctica) so most bums either fry onto the pavement in the summer or freeze to death in the winter. The snow trucks and streetsweepers manage to scoop most of their body parts away.
* Manitoba is the first province to give women the vote (way back in 1916) which is why you don't even wanna THINK about fucking with Manitoba chicks. They will slice you.
* At just over a million people, the population is far too low to have a murder rating. One murder to a Manitoban would be like... the holocaust. So it just doesn't happen despite the myths you've heard.
* Most Manitobans live only in its capital, Winnipeg, and three-quarters of Manitoba is a superlarge Indian reservation. Oddly enough, casinos are everywhere but this may be an unrelated phenomenon.
* Manitobans made seperatism and speaking French cool before it became the fashion in Quebec.
* Some drunken half-Native, half-French dude named Louis Riel founded Manitoba. He kicked major whitey ass. He would slice you too just like the Manitoban chicks if you pissed him off.
* Manitobans speak a unique dialect of English which is a special blend of French, Ukrainian and Elvish. Eg: "Borrow me that book" means "Lend me that book". "This city sucks!" means "I really love my motherland!".
* The main religion is Goth. Second is atheism.
* Cool Manitobans live in a place called "Osborne Village" which is filled with gays, hippies, goths and s&m rubber fetishists.
* While Northern Manitoba may very well have igloos, the Greater Winnipeg area has real buildings made of materials other than ice, like wood, stone and concrete.
* Licence plates read "Friendly Manitoba" and they _are_ friendly to everyone except the KKK and snobby brats with a silver spoon in their mouths and who have fake dyed blond hair who came from Vancouver and then complain that they hate being stuck in Winnipeg because it's nothing like Vancouver, blah, blah, blah, go die.
Overall, rather than being the stinky butthole of the country, it is an unappreciated jewel trapped in the bowels of the remote prairie nougat core of North America.
"Manitoba... is that a drink?"
"Is Manitoba even real? People live there??"
"No, you're joshing me, right? 'Manitoba' is made up. You made that all up. You joker, you're such a joker."
"Is Manitoba even real? People live there??"
"No, you're joshing me, right? 'Manitoba' is made up. You made that all up. You joker, you're such a joker."
manitoba by gregjockca June 7, 2007
digiMao
The term digiMao (use it as a verb, noun or adjective) is a NewSpeak abbreviation for "digital maoism", whose followers believe that the people's majority can and should decide what reality is.
Sometimes ironically confused with the digiMao term "Web 2.0", the most fertile examples of this subtle populist, pseudo-democratic, anti-individualist brainsnatching are the Wikipedia, IRC, and Second Life (aka "IRC 2.0") which require the involvement of the masses to make it something more than it can never be. These online mobs of fascism define their own rules, no matter how nutjob, and eventually obsess over weeding out the brightest and least disconnected from reality so that the most insecure can feel superior in their newly founded universe.
Sometimes ironically confused with the digiMao term "Web 2.0", the most fertile examples of this subtle populist, pseudo-democratic, anti-individualist brainsnatching are the Wikipedia, IRC, and Second Life (aka "IRC 2.0") which require the involvement of the masses to make it something more than it can never be. These online mobs of fascism define their own rules, no matter how nutjob, and eventually obsess over weeding out the brightest and least disconnected from reality so that the most insecure can feel superior in their newly founded universe.
"This Wikipedia article is so digiMao."
"Omg, the café staff digiMaoed me out of the restaurant yesterday for keeping it real."
"I'm so tired of digiMao, neocommie borg wannabes pretending that their words mean something."
"Omg, the café staff digiMaoed me out of the restaurant yesterday for keeping it real."
"I'm so tired of digiMao, neocommie borg wannabes pretending that their words mean something."
digiMao by gregjockca June 6, 2007