prairie

A vacant lot where children play.

The kids are playing softball over in the prairie.

by talk2me-JCH2 June 3, 2022

prairie

Adjective used to describe things that seem too old, tired, or boring.

Origin: The adventures of Laura Ingalls and her family, "Little House on the Prairie"

Usage Notes:

If it looks like it would be right at home in a one room schoolhouse, it's probably too prairie.

If gay men like it, it's probably NOT prairie.

Did you see that girl's ridiculous braids? She's so prairie.

OMG, my boyfriend dragged me to a spaghetti western film festival on Saturday. Sooooooo prairie.

by inwardfacinggirl November 6, 2009

Prairie

paariiirieis kinmda cooll

Prairie's shaky hands make it difficult for her to type.

by vvvghh January 4, 2022

prairie doggin it

when you have to deficate so badly that the turd is popping in and out like a prairie dog poking its head in and out of its hole to look around

"hurry up in the bathroom dude, im prairie doggin it!"

by jamman75 May 24, 2014

Prairie Doggin

v. The uncomfortable sensation resulting from a turd repeatedly pressing against the rectal sphincter and having to be squeezed back in; analogous to a prairie dog popping its head in & out of its burrow.

Damn, I gotta find me a shitter fast cuz I'm prairie doggin one monster of a log!

by nemo November 4, 2002

prairie firecracker

A Prairie Firecracker is when the women your are with is on her period. While having anal intercourse, you simultaneously pull out her tampon. The string of the tampon acts as the wick while the removal creates the bloody explosion.

While having anal sex with my girlfriend, I gave her a Prairie Firecracker.

by PR Jr. March 18, 2017

Prairie-Masker

A Prairie-Masker is when a girl gives a blowjob while she has an Alka-seltzer tablet and some water in her mouth.

The definition was coined abord U.S Naval submarines, named after the Prairie-Masker anti-sonar detection device employed by submarines. The Prairie-Masker anti-sonar system works, in a nutshell, by creating a barrier of bubbles around the ship thus reducing noise and detection by hostile sonar devices.

Jake: "Hey Greg, how was shore leave?"

Greg: "Not bad, I got a local girl to give me a Prairie-masker."

by Waine Ker December 24, 2012