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dope, sexy, gangsta, fly, fresh.
-"yo whos that kid"
-"thats osborne"
osborne by alex o September 30, 2007
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A type of style/lifestyle. A girl who is a "hipster" can usually be classified as osborne. To see if you or someone you know is osbourne check for the following characteristics:high-waisted shorts, organic food, red lipstick, old photos, dressing like you are from the 80's, big glasses, vegan/vegetarian, support gay and lesbians, protest often, eat things like brie cheese and flax bread, loves records and record players ,enjoy pastel colors, occasionally have bangs, tree huggers, hippies, combat boots, floral patterns, like indie music and independent films or documentaries, shop at American Apparel or Urban Outfitters and are usually into band members.

**Taylor Swift is a wanna be Osbourne**
Dude: Omg that girl is so osborne.
Dude2: I aint about that osborne girl life.
Dude: Your right man those high-waisted shorts look like diapers.

*Emma paints her nails seafoam green*
Girl: OMG your nails are such an osborne colour
Osborne by alllduf October 8, 2013

Osborne Middle School 

a bitchass school full of middle school thots and fuckboys. strict as hell with no common sense. usually a torturous school.
Osborne Middle School is a hell cell.

Osborne middle school 

A racist ass school filled with annoying white supremacists and homophobes. The teachers do absolutely nothing about it either
Osborne middle school is the worst school

Osborne effect

Adam Osbourne, founder of Osborne Computers which made the first successful portable computer, made announcements about new computers that were still in the prototype stage. So people stopped buying their existing product, Osborne Computing failed by 1985, and they became a footnote in computer history. This blunder is how the "Osborne effect" got its name.
After announcing their next-gen gaming console too early, the company experienced the Osborne effect, as sales of their current model plummeted and fans lost interest.
Osborne effect by Emotional Cruiser November 5, 2025

The Shi Osborne 

When you have 5 kills and blame the whole team for your mistakes.
(The shi osborne) OMG HE IS SO TRASH YET I HAVE 5 kills AND HE HAS 40

George Osborne

He is the Chancellor of the Exchequer in the United Kingdom. A very typical, rich, posh, upper-class creep. He also owes £55,000 to the public for changing his second home in order to pay less capital gains tax and I swear he gets sexually aroused or gets some sick kick out of bringing in more and more spending cuts.

In 2001 he officially had his lips stitched to David Cameron's arse.

He has used the jet-wash a grand total of once in his life, a known homophobe, he physically runs away from the press and interviewers and continues to prove his stupidity and lack of knowledge of the real world through his seemingly un-ending pissing on the Working Class and public sectors (Much like any Tory). It is absolutely of no surprise to me that his first job was entering names of dead people into an NHS computer, which is also ironic.

To conclude he is an arrogant, upper-class, privately educated jerk who lives only to piss on people lower that him to keep himself rich. George Osborne is easily identifiable as the dog shit you find on the pavement, actually, no... That would an insult to dog shit...
David Cameron: The country seems to be a bit in bother don't you think?

George Osborne: Why I have an excellent proposition!

David: What's that George?

George: More spending cuts!

David: Ahh, yes. My pocket's lining was starting to wear fairly thin...

George: Will we re-line our pockets, instead of dealing with our country's problems, we can insult that big-nosed buffoon Ed Miliband and his troop of filthy, good-for-nothing labourers!

David: Spiffing!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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