49 definitions by felixh
Based on "Bro" and apparently the rare and old-fashioned name "Johan/Johann", as a European or Eastern-European variant of "John", (possibly known from ending credits, wikipedia or something) as an exaggeration of calling someone a "Bro", either sarcastically to mock his character as someone who would use words like "Bro" and see himself as a "Bro", or actually as a term of endearment to make him the "embodiment of a Bro". Or basically as a joke, with a bit of both in either case.
by felixh January 2, 2019
Another (retrograde) definition for educational institutions in the internet age, based on the fact that one has to shut up and listen, and prove or disprove things in the best possible way, as opposed to the internet where everyone can just shout out everything they want or even force themselves on random strangers.
Marked by a contrast of a true understanding of relativism and absolutism as opposed to the internet, where every relative, negligible thing or context is also given full absolute status.
Marked by a contrast of a true understanding of relativism and absolutism as opposed to the internet, where every relative, negligible thing or context is also given full absolute status.
by felixh November 30, 2016
Since ancient times stinking has been regarded as a quality of great prestige and distinction (also see the origins of that word), and good stinking is a customary praise for someone who had provided stinking for the advancement of a cause or the solution of a problem.
-Through deductive reasoning and my medical knowledge, I concluded which drug must have been adminstered.
-Good stinking, Watson.
-Thanks. I'll open the window.
-Good stinking, Watson.
-Thanks. I'll open the window.
by felixh March 3, 2017
When a cat looks at you and meows because you aren't getting on with whatever you were supposed to be doing quickly enough.
Some amount of catsplaining can't be escaped.
by felixh March 17, 2017
This remindeth me of remindation. To wit, the rememberance rememberates my braineth. Said remindation, being thusly, thenly, therely, thosely, as follows.
by felixh August 17, 2015
Related to cheesetard and indirectly, by sympathy and association, to creeptard.
Cheeseturds are cheesy people who like to take the moral high-ground but are extremely prejudiced and hateful about certain people, and who would rather allow the disintegration of everyone's minds (by creeptards) than someone telling someone in their face that this is "stupid" (even if it is deliberate), because that would not be "nice".
They can only exist on the internet because usually they wouldn't be given the same kinds of authority in real life and would need to have an understanding of morality, logic and fairness, and would even make a fool of themselves early on in education or training.
However they can be given nearly limitless power on the internet and so might have an even larger influence.
Cheeseturds are cheesy people who like to take the moral high-ground but are extremely prejudiced and hateful about certain people, and who would rather allow the disintegration of everyone's minds (by creeptards) than someone telling someone in their face that this is "stupid" (even if it is deliberate), because that would not be "nice".
They can only exist on the internet because usually they wouldn't be given the same kinds of authority in real life and would need to have an understanding of morality, logic and fairness, and would even make a fool of themselves early on in education or training.
However they can be given nearly limitless power on the internet and so might have an even larger influence.
by felixh October 14, 2016
by felixh April 19, 2017