fattite

One of the ancient folk of fattites, a people of proud fatsos.
They are displaying a statue of a fat woman of the fattites at the museum. The culture of the fattites is undergoing a kind of renaissance these days.
by felixh March 05, 2016
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The wrong assumption

An example of the warning and logical criticism of "making assumptions".

One of a few fundamental false assumptions about human interaction and the internet that tend to make everything more complicated rather than simpler.

The assumptiont that everyone would be sane, ultimately have the best interest for everyone in mind, and that any conflict would only be some kind of misunderstanding.

And the assumption that everyone would have the same knowledge and background and that the key to understanding everyone and every single situation would be to take up some common clichés about human interaction or even "key topics" (see trivial "atheism vs religion", although atheism still wins).

Ironically only creates partisanship, stereotypes, and apologists of plainly inane or insane behaviour.
On the internet as well as in politics one constantly sees the wrong assumption at work.
by felixh November 04, 2016
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dudebag

Probably not something you even want to know. Slightly related to douchebag. Also see for things you might not even want to know: brojuice.
And then he took his dudebag from his back, having once said it is easier to wear for him there.
by felixh November 14, 2016
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cheeseturd

Related to cheesetard and indirectly, by sympathy and association, to creeptard.
Cheeseturds are cheesy people who like to take the moral high-ground but are extremely prejudiced and hateful about certain people, and who would rather allow the disintegration of everyone's minds (by creeptards) than someone telling someone in their face that this is "stupid" (even if it is deliberate), because that would not be "nice".

They can only exist on the internet because usually they wouldn't be given the same kinds of authority in real life and would need to have an understanding of morality, logic and fairness, and would even make a fool of themselves early on in education or training.
However they can be given nearly limitless power on the internet and so might have an even larger influence.
Quora.com, despite its varied, "rational" appearance, is ultimately just cheeseturd country.
by felixh October 13, 2016
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AssFlag

Alternative spelling Ass Flag or Assflag. Short for the game "Assassin's Creed: Black Flag", of the series also known as Ass Sass for short.
Assassin's Creed Origins is the best game in the series since AssFlag.
by felixh December 19, 2017
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Quora

The internet's self-conscious act of intellectual validity and authority. Unsurprisingly primarily self-centered and authoritarian instead of rational.
Some of the more objective or positive entries might at first make one assume that most people there are not just as insufferable as anywhere else and like any community on the internet, albeit maybe at the same time with an even more all-encompassing entitlement and smug self-satisfaction.
And assume that the triviality of most of the questions would be self-aware and not lost on most of the people.

Highly restrictive, not only in the artificial question and answer format, but also the ultra-strict length limitations and rampant auto-correct functions, Content Review and straightforward censorship.

Moderation is more concerned with keeping up appearances than with moral tasks, consistency and transparency. Sanctimonious, arrogant, prejudiced and irrational and with a cult-like devotion to their brand and policy taken literally and subjectively.

Actual psychopaths, either self-proclaimed in order to effectively show off or those whose practices are harboured there, are the hipsters of the place.
Your mom recently found quora and now thinks she is one of the coolest, most elite people around.

Quora is giving me the habit of thinking only in questions and and not on my own anymore, and making me think I should follow every response like scripture, simply because it's on Quora.
by felixh November 08, 2016
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smh

Short for "somehow", which some use as standing for "shake my head", which is total bullshit and makes no sense in any context whatsoever.
This doesn't seem right, smh.
by felixh June 09, 2016
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