felixh's definitions

=)

A smiley to pretend to be a sophisticated and "special" internet users. Mostly used by older (but worse) internet users trying to be special.

An indirect way to say "kill me, please", and under death penalty by international law, one of a couple of exceptions of human rights activists, anti-suicide workers, and any country except Isis-related religious trolls (such as all isis founders, leaders, followers, and most regular trolls).

=) *warcrime*

by felixh December 31, 2016

assesty

Alternative to "honesty", with the additional meaning that it's even worth shit, which is not the case with most types of postings on te internet, no less (sometimes especially) upvoted ones.

In full assesty, I'd suggest you to shut the fuck up, or at least try to bother other asses who like it desperately.

by felixh June 6, 2017

fag-check

Just some faggy wordplay on fact-checking.

Someone will try to fag-check me into oblivion. But I'm prepared, because I'm going to delete my comment.

by felixh June 20, 2016

beardass

Either a badass with a prominent beard or some person whose beard makes him seem like a badass anyway.

This bearded guy seems pretty cool. He's a total beardass.

by felixh January 22, 2016

fattite

One of the ancient folk of fattites, a people of proud fatsos.

They are displaying a statue of a fat woman of the fattites at the museum. The culture of the fattites is undergoing a kind of renaissance these days.

by felixh March 5, 2016

remindation

When you simply want to say you were reminded of something.

This remindeth me of remindation. To wit, the rememberance rememberates my braineth. Said remindation, being thusly, thenly, therely, thosely, as follows.

by felixh September 24, 2015

dudebag

Probably not something you even want to know. Slightly related to douchebag. Also see for things you might not even want to know: brojuice.

And then he took his dudebag from his back, having once said it is easier to wear for him there.

by felixh November 14, 2016