felixh's definitions

asstyrant

The opposite of a just assking.

Asstyrant is not just assking.

by felixh October 13, 2016

retireturd

An emphasis of retired, used figuratively or in unconventional contexts.

He is not retired, but his career is at an absolute low after his scandalous exit, he's basically retireturd.

by felixh November 23, 2016

n/a

Short for "nah".

-Does it have this feature I'm looking for?
-The specs say n/a, so nah.

by felixh May 27, 2016

pritten

Just some cuty-bear, of cat-like nature.

It's so pwetty and cute, it's a pritten.

by felixh September 8, 2017

Dirtle

People that suck bad. Extremely annoying and immoral, selfish, entitled, overdefensive, biased and suspicious people. Always take the worst and least sensible option, but the one that gives them the appearance of superiority and belonging. All their opinions and their capabilities in real life are worth dirt, but they play themselves up as the greatest thing since Ultra-Jesus. Basically keep the internet going and give it a appearance of the true "hub of society" and lfe, which is of course bullshit and exactly why they are so clueless and worthless.

Keep away from dirtle, don't ask for their opinion, don't rely on them, and don't be one.

by felixh March 15, 2017

AssFlag

Alternative spelling Ass Flag or Assflag. Short for the game "Assassin's Creed: Black Flag", of the series also known as Ass Sass for short.

Assassin's Creed Origins is the best game in the series since AssFlag.

by felixh December 19, 2017

dudebag

Probably not something you even want to know. Slightly related to douchebag. Also see for things you might not even want to know: brojuice.

And then he took his dudebag from his back, having once said it is easier to wear for him there.

by felixh November 14, 2016