felixh's definitions

moreon

A term of jealousy at someone who has more cool things going on, especially of a sexual nature.

-Your're a moreon.
-Deal with it.

by felixh June 3, 2016

titilar

The titular heroine/protagonist/character of soemthing.

Lara Croft is the titilar heroine of Tomb Raider.

by felixh August 7, 2016

Grammar Rapist

Similar to a grammar nazi, only little different from a psychopathic troll. Might be termed "grammarian rapist" to avoid ambiguity.
Assumes all-knowingness and natural personal "superiority" based on minor or accidental aspects of grammar and personal preferences of style that they might have picked up on a weekend's reading of "smart books".

Will rape logic and invade personal space and basically do anything to "win", no different from any troll, but perhaps with more radicality and egomaniacal pompousness. Only the end result of personal "dominance" and subjective "plausibility" counts, regardless of reality and logical argument.

Is actually incapable of normal and correct argument, and motivated purely by egocentric and predatory impulses, and think they have found the means to act them out.

Will almost immediately make a rapey, predatory attack on the target's integrity itself and unwarranted, overblown presumptions, and harass one only to have the last word. Is superstitious, small-minded and conceited enough to literally believe everything himself, though, and find the whole process "normal" and "natural".

Which it is why it is dangerous and detrimental to assume commonsense and intelligence about anything that is going on.

Grammar nazis might not always be as smart and knowledgeable, let alone relevant, as they think they are or pretend to be. But in the case of a grammar rapist intelligence, knowledge or relevance have devolved into purely personal impulses.

by felixh November 7, 2016

Assparent

Like every pun with ass, this is a good one. Assparent is a transparent or apparent ass showing. Can also be used figuratively, in someone being barely disguised as an asshole. Or a bad parent.

They're featuring a new line of assparent evening dresses.
He is very assparent.
Assparent Plumbing Ltd.

by felixh November 13, 2016

good stinking

Since ancient times stinking has been regarded as a quality of great prestige and distinction (also see the origins of that word), and good stinking is a customary praise for someone who had provided stinking for the advancement of a cause or the solution of a problem.

-Through deductive reasoning and my medical knowledge, I concluded which drug must have been adminstered.
-Good stinking, Watson.
-Thanks. I'll open the window.

by felixh March 3, 2017

creeple

People who dont have an instinct to know what's creepy. Often conceited people who think they must be given special treatment and may not be criticized, and their creepy behaviour towards others is just a sign of sophistication and "knowing one's way around". Can thrive in places where one may not be straightforwardly criticized for one's actions and behaviour ("disrespected"), except to be patronized by "higher beings" who may not be criticized either, and where being conceited and affected is the rule.

Quora is a good place for creeple.

by felixh December 7, 2016

dudebag

Probably not something you even want to know. Slightly related to douchebag. Also see for things you might not even want to know: brojuice.

And then he took his dudebag from his back, having once said it is easier to wear for him there.

by felixh November 14, 2016