nope to self

A mental note about something to keep clear of or not do.

Nope to self: there is nothing to see there on this site.

by felixh November 14, 2016

fag-check

Just some faggy wordplay on fact-checking.

Someone will try to fag-check me into oblivion. But I'm prepared, because I'm going to delete my comment.

by felixh June 20, 2016

Assparent

Like every pun with ass, this is a good one. Assparent is a transparent or apparent ass showing. Can also be used figuratively, in someone being barely disguised as an asshole. Or a bad parent.

They're featuring a new line of assparent evening dresses.
He is very assparent.
Assparent Plumbing Ltd.

by felixh November 13, 2016

good stinking

Since ancient times stinking has been regarded as a quality of great prestige and distinction (also see the origins of that word), and good stinking is a customary praise for someone who had provided stinking for the advancement of a cause or the solution of a problem.

-Through deductive reasoning and my medical knowledge, I concluded which drug must have been adminstered.
-Good stinking, Watson.
-Thanks. I'll open the window.

by felixh March 03, 2017

assesty

Alternative to "honesty", with the additional meaning that it's even worth shit, which is not the case with most types of postings on te internet, no less (sometimes especially) upvoted ones.

In full assesty, I'd suggest you to shut the fuck up, or at least try to bother other asses who like it desperately.

by felixh June 06, 2017

beardass

Either a badass with a prominent beard or some person whose beard makes him seem like a badass anyway.

This bearded guy seems pretty cool. He's a total beardass.

by felixh January 22, 2016

killple

People that due to societal restrictions and unjustly have not been killed yet, although it seems to be demanded by pure reason, which they even seem to know and of course exploit.

-A killple tried to harass me on the internet.
-Most posing, backwards Trump supporters can be proven to be killple.

by felixh June 09, 2016