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creeple

People who dont have an instinct to know what's creepy . Often conceited people who think they must be given special treatment and may not be criticized, and their creepy behaviour towards others is just a sign of sophistication and "knowing one's way around". Can thrive in places where one may not be straightforwardly criticized for one's actions and behaviour ("disrespected"), except to be patronized by "higher beings" who may not be criticized either, and where being conceited and affected is the rule.
Quora is a good place for creeple to pretend to be normal, even sophisticated people.
by felixh December 7, 2016
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The wrong assumption

An example of the warning and logical criticism of "making assumptions".

One of a few fundamental false assumptions about human interaction and the internet that tend to make everything more complicated rather than simpler.

The assumptiont that everyone would be sane, ultimately have the best interest for everyone in mind, and that any conflict would only be some kind of misunderstanding.

And the assumption that everyone would have the same knowledge and background and that the key to understanding everyone and every single situation would be to take up some common clichés about human interaction or even "key topics" (see trivial "atheism vs religion", although atheism still wins).

Ironically only creates partisanship, stereotypes, and apologists of plainly inane or insane behaviour.
On the internet as well as in politics one constantly sees the wrong assumption at work.
by felixh November 4, 2016
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asstyrant

Asstyrant is not just assking.
by felixh October 13, 2016
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n/a

Short for "nah".
-Does it have this feature I'm looking for?
-The specs say n/a, so nah.
by felixh May 27, 2016
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retireturd

An emphasis of retired, used figuratively or in unconventional contexts.
He is not retired, but his career is at an absolute low after his scandalous exit, he's basically retireturd.
by felixh November 23, 2016
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assesty

Alternative to "honesty", with the additional meaning that it's even worth shit, which is not the case with most types of postings on te internet, no less (sometimes especially) upvoted ones.
In full assesty, I'd suggest you to shut the fuck up, or at least try to bother other asses who like it desperately.
by felixh June 6, 2017
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=)

A smiley to pretend to be a sophisticated and "special" internet users. Mostly used by older (but worse) internet users trying to be special.

An indirect way to say "kill me, please", and under death penalty by international law, one of a couple of exceptions of human rights activists, anti-suicide workers, and any country except Isis-related religious trolls (such as all isis founders, leaders, followers, and most regular trolls).
=) *warcrime*
by felixh December 31, 2016
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