Skip to main content

felixh's definitions

=)

A smiley to pretend to be a sophisticated and "special" internet users. Mostly used by older (but worse) internet users trying to be special.

An indirect way to say "kill me, please", and under death penalty by international law, one of a couple of exceptions of human rights activists, anti-suicide workers, and any country except Isis-related religious trolls (such as all isis founders, leaders, followers, and most regular trolls).
=) *warcrime*
by felixh December 31, 2016
mugGet the =)mug.

assesty

Alternative to "honesty", with the additional meaning that it's even worth shit, which is not the case with most types of postings on te internet, no less (sometimes especially) upvoted ones.
In full assesty, I'd suggest you to shut the fuck up, or at least try to bother other asses who like it desperately.
by felixh June 6, 2017
mugGet the assestymug.

fattite

One of the ancient folk of fattites, a people of proud fatsos.
They are displaying a statue of a fat woman of the fattites at the museum. The culture of the fattites is undergoing a kind of renaissance these days.
by felixh March 5, 2016
mugGet the fattitemug.

beardass

Either a badass with a prominent beard or some person whose beard makes him seem like a badass anyway.
This bearded guy seems pretty cool. He's a total beardass.
by felixh January 22, 2016
mugGet the beardassmug.

fag-check

Just some faggy wordplay on fact-checking.
Someone will try to fag-check me into oblivion. But I'm prepared, because I'm going to delete my comment.
by felixh June 20, 2016
mugGet the fag-checkmug.

nope to self

A mental note about something to keep clear of or not do.
Nope to self: there is nothing to see there on this site.
by felixh November 14, 2016
mugGet the nope to selfmug.

Monsieur Fluff

by felixh February 2, 2016
mugGet the Monsieur Fluffmug.

Share this definition