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cheeseturd 

Related to cheesetard and indirectly, by sympathy and association, to creeptard.
Cheeseturds are cheesy people who like to take the moral high-ground but are extremely prejudiced and hateful about certain people, and who would rather allow the disintegration of everyone's minds (by creeptards) than someone telling someone in their face that this is "stupid" (even if it is deliberate), because that would not be "nice".

They can only exist on the internet because usually they wouldn't be given the same kinds of authority in real life and would need to have an understanding of morality, logic and fairness, and would even make a fool of themselves early on in education or training.
However they can be given nearly limitless power on the internet and so might have an even larger influence.
Quora.com, despite its varied, "rational" appearance, is ultimately just cheeseturd country.
cheeseturd by felixh October 13, 2016
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Cheeseburg 

A German city from which immigrants introduced the cheeseburger to the United States.
A hamburger is from Hamburg; a cheeseburger is from Cheeseburg.
Cheeseburg by cshin9 August 20, 2012

cheeseburger attack 

the intense urge that strikes one to get a cheeseburger regardless of the trials and tribulations one may face to obtain it's juicy goodness.
We need to get to McDonalds ASAP, because I am having a cheeseburger attack!!

Cheeseburgasm 

Food-orgasm you get after eating a greasy cheeseburger. Usually occurs after eating a good cheeseburger when you've been craving for one for a long time.
(While eating a cheeseburger) - Oh my, i just had a cheeseburgasm. cheeseburger foodgasm food boner burger big mac
Cheeseburgasm by AgentKay July 31, 2012

Hamburger cheeseburger. 

Said as an expression to signify when there is indeed a difference between two things or situations, but that difference is unimportant or negligible. Often used when someone is making a big deal out of an insignificant difference. Can also be used to indicate indifference between two choices.

Origin of the phrase: Generally, if someone wants a cheeseburger, and they're served a hamburger, they won't fuss or complain. Sure, there's a difference, but who cares? It's a slice of cheese. Your life's not going to end because you didn't get cheese. Get over it.
Panama City or Myrtle Beach? Hamburger cheeseburger. (Beaches, who cares?)

or

$300, $299? Hamburger cheeseburger. (It's a dollar.)

or

Burned to death, smoke inhalation, hamburger cheeseburger. (He's still dead).

california cheeseburger 

A sandwich in which the main ingredient is a small baby. A favorite among godless hippies.
While Johnny Welfare plays acid rock on a stolen guitar, his old lady has a better idea...
That's right, she's got the munchies for a California Cheeseburger.