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=)

A smiley to pretend to be a sophisticated and "special" internet users. Mostly used by older (but worse) internet users trying to be special.

An indirect way to say "kill me, please", and under death penalty by international law, one of a couple of exceptions of human rights activists, anti-suicide workers, and any country except Isis-related religious trolls (such as all isis founders, leaders, followers, and most regular trolls).
=) *warcrime*
by felixh December 31, 2016
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fattite

One of the ancient folk of fattites, a people of proud fatsos.
They are displaying a statue of a fat woman of the fattites at the museum. The culture of the fattites is undergoing a kind of renaissance these days.
by felixh March 5, 2016
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fag-check

Just some faggy wordplay on fact-checking.
Someone will try to fag-check me into oblivion. But I'm prepared, because I'm going to delete my comment.
by felixh June 20, 2016
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beardass

Either a badass with a prominent beard or some person whose beard makes him seem like a badass anyway.
This bearded guy seems pretty cool. He's a total beardass.
by felixh January 22, 2016
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sanctimonious cunt

Someone (usually female) who sees themselves in a position of superiority and once they have made up their mind (lazily) don't listen to any rational argument, but always have a personally objectifying explanation at the ready for why one is disagreeing or complaining.
Tatiana Estévez of Quora.com is a typical sanctimonious cunt.
by felixh October 9, 2016
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n/a

Short for "nah".
-Does it have this feature I'm looking for?
-The specs say n/a, so nah.
by felixh May 27, 2016
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retireturd

An emphasis of retired, used figuratively or in unconventional contexts.
He is not retired, but his career is at an absolute low after his scandalous exit, he's basically retireturd.
by felixh November 23, 2016
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