assesty

Alternative to "honesty", with the additional meaning that it's even worth shit, which is not the case with most types of postings on te internet, no less (sometimes especially) upvoted ones.

In full assesty, I'd suggest you to shut the fuck up, or at least try to bother other asses who like it desperately.

assesty by felixh June 6, 2017

kickest-assest 

A term of exaltation for when one comes in the possession of amazing roomates.

Warning: Threesomes that fall under the term "Kickest-Assest" are often prone to plots of World Domination and random moments of blinding brilliance.

Tawnie: You guys are the Kickest-Assest roomies ever.
Christy: I know.
Bobbie: Man we rock.
Tawnie: Word.
Christy: Wanna take over the World now?
Bobbie: Of course! What better way to showcase our amazing Kickest-Assest-ness
*All laugh menacingly whilst plotting global domination*

kickest-assest by Tawneh July 10, 2005

Assest 

Kiddy at fifa

Yo kiddy bruh…. You the assest

Assest by Kroc1118 November 4, 2021

Assest 

Kiddy at fifa

Yo kiddy bruh…. You the assest

Assest by Kroc1118 November 4, 2021

assetylene torch 

What you use to really "light a fire under someone's posterior".

So many politicians and other officials are really lazy about getting up off their butts and actually fulfilling their assigned duties; we often need to resort to breaking out da assetylene torches just to get said fat-cat indolents to do their jobs!

assetylene torch by QuacksO April 23, 2024

assestasia 

An expulsion of one’s lower intestinal gases that causes a person and or pet, to temporarily go into a comatose state.

My GF caused a 7.5 richter scale fart with a stink that caused the dog to go into assestasia.

assestasia by BJ Silvani-Matar February 4, 2025