ella's definitions
by Ella March 11, 2005
Get the Dukesmug. the only band that ever made me want to cry because they were so damn good. they are the epitome of talent and kick assness. no band will ever ever ever compare.
by ella October 25, 2004
Get the led zeppelinmug. A person with a lack of ability to talk. using words like innit, nah m8 and geeza
they have changed the good old meaning of RnB or Hip Hop to a crap pop sham, with sluts who cant sing and huuge groups of boys who think its hard to tightly squeeze their crotch (though it doesnt hurt as theres nothing there).
Wearing tracksuits, burburry (fake)
Been smoking since they first heard the word ciggarette.
Girls wearing, incredibly short skirts, not even a skirt, more a belt, gelled back hair, with badly blonde highlights.
They add 'innit' in every possible space of a sentance.
They hate anyone more attractive, intellegent, niceer, better than them.
and therefore owe them a good beating.
Their arch enemy: Anyone with their own opinion. Alternative people
they have changed the good old meaning of RnB or Hip Hop to a crap pop sham, with sluts who cant sing and huuge groups of boys who think its hard to tightly squeeze their crotch (though it doesnt hurt as theres nothing there).
Wearing tracksuits, burburry (fake)
Been smoking since they first heard the word ciggarette.
Girls wearing, incredibly short skirts, not even a skirt, more a belt, gelled back hair, with badly blonde highlights.
They add 'innit' in every possible space of a sentance.
They hate anyone more attractive, intellegent, niceer, better than them.
and therefore owe them a good beating.
Their arch enemy: Anyone with their own opinion. Alternative people
Townie: ah bruv, iz u startin m8, coz i 'as a big bruva dat killed like 10 ppl last wk, n like neva got caught. innit
Someone: I'm sorry, i didnt quite get that, what did you just say?
Townie: u iz a batty
Someone: sorry, what?
Someone: I'm sorry, i didnt quite get that, what did you just say?
Townie: u iz a batty
Someone: sorry, what?
by Ella January 28, 2004
Get the towniemug. a townie is just someone who doesnt have enough personality to dress how they want or by things that 500 people dont already have. they are people who dont have anyfriends so they just become a townie as it doesnt take any effort ( u just have to look like a looser that hasnt had a shower in 5 weeks) they are also completely weak and scrawny and like picking on people twice their size they also love to talk about sex etc. although they have never even touched a girl in their life unless they were pushed away from trying to touch her up. also something wors than a townie ( if u can belive it) is a wanna be townie, (they acctually exist) they have 'house parties' the girls prentend to be drunk on a cola or if their daring shandy.
TOWNIE: do you tink he is gay?
NORMAL PERSON:dunno dont realy care if he is, do u ? r u homophobic?
TOWNIE: what does that mean??
NORMAL PERSON: it means you have a predjudice against gay people
TOWNIE: (to fellow townie) hey man is you homophobic?
FELLOW TOWNIE: (confused expression) shut up man your gay!
NORMAL PERSON:dunno dont realy care if he is, do u ? r u homophobic?
TOWNIE: what does that mean??
NORMAL PERSON: it means you have a predjudice against gay people
TOWNIE: (to fellow townie) hey man is you homophobic?
FELLOW TOWNIE: (confused expression) shut up man your gay!
by Ella November 19, 2004
Get the Towniemug. fucking hilarious show about a bad-ass (hyde) a dumbass (kelso) a laid back couple (donna and eric) a pretty, rich girl (jackie) and a foriegner (fez) who all smoke pot and are fucking hilarious. tommy chong makes the show so much funnier as leo. it was so sad when he was taken off. but the show is still great.
kelso-leo made me a grilled cheese sandwich once. he put extra butter and got the sides all toasty. he forgot cheese though. i'm gonna miss that grilled-cheese-makin son of a bitch!
jackie-one time, i was standing behing leo, and he was on the phone and he was speaking chinese, and i was like 'leo, stop speaking chinese!' but then he turned around, and it wasn't leo, it was a chinese guy. i'll never forget that.
jackie-one time, i was standing behing leo, and he was on the phone and he was speaking chinese, and i was like 'leo, stop speaking chinese!' but then he turned around, and it wasn't leo, it was a chinese guy. i'll never forget that.
by ella October 25, 2004
Get the That '70s Showmug. comes from the spanish words "sin semilla" meaning "without seed". it is actually pronounced sin sumeya. simply means weed without seeds
by ella October 19, 2004
Get the sensimilliamug. A group of individuals that have nothing better to do rather then staying in classrooms at lunch time.
by Ella December 6, 2003
Get the Nerd Herdmug.