cosmic Pope's definitions

mastrait

1) To flagellate ones genitals 2) to masturbate in a rape like fashion 3) to attack ones own penis/vigina in a personal act of selflove; also spelled Mastrate in certain circles

originated in a PowerQuee song titled: Beatin it Off in a Darken Room

that N-Word Jim nearly lost his dong mastraiting under the pull out couch; Joey's a heavy Mastraitor when ever his sister comes into town; in my coven we mastrait to PowerQuee Lyrics while Jeff the high exalted one shoots his load over us like in that movie: American Pie Naked Mile; that gutter tripe Liz was arrested for public mastraition in the park last week!

by Cosmic Pope October 28, 2010

feltch friendly

a woman down with Felching

Yo you gotta Fuck Becky, she's Feltch Friendly, get up in there

by Cosmic Pope November 23, 2014

muffmaid

a whore, or prostitute , often unpaid, and willing to give freebies

Shit Bigass Brenda's a wonderful muffmaid , we spent three days just bangin and hangin playing oldskool Nintendo

by Cosmic Pope November 22, 2014

1L

short for Juanell, one of this world greatest humans, he who will chill in heaven with Christ and his farther GOD

thats 1L most awesome!!!

by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010

Gutter Tripe

1) A woman of poor moral values or reputation 2) a woman known to have sex with random unknown men 3) a woman who's vagina one would assume would look like a rotten chunk of tripe, one would find as one walks along a gutter or culvert; 4) a woman who is samples were of her vaginal fluids, one will find semen of a local sports team, even the third string, a janitor, four box car riders, David Phelps, that retarded dude who jacks it behind the k-mart, and a farm animal preferably a mule or horse.

personally i began using the term Gutter Tripe after i met the walking definition of this word, and the only thing i could use to define her wretchedness was the word Gutter Tripe

a skank, a trick, whore, slut, prostitute, loathsome woman, rotten crotch, hood rat, mung taint, filthy woman, hoochie, a Janet Reno, mealy mouth crotch pheasant, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Montana Fishburne, Hanna Montana, Fabiola, Gutter Tripe, Gutter Snipe, Booty Poppin Allstar

by Cosmic Pope October 29, 2010

pottertoad

1) a fan of Harry Potter but in an annoying way 2) one who relentlessly quotes or references Harry Potter

i had to leave the party last night, it was inundated by pottertoads

by Cosmic Pope October 28, 2010

frappin

1) to masturbate loudly 2) the sound your genital makes as you masturbate with lubrication 3) masturbational bliss or to be so into the act of masturbation one pays little heed to someone walking in. often said as "frappin it up"

i've been guilty of this Masturbational bliss aspect of frappin so often that it would be futile to give record of or keep track

Jason was caught frappin on the kitchen table; Jane was so deeply frappin she fell off the chaise lounge; we where all out back frappin it up to old Micheal Jackson songs, it only became funny when "beat it" came on; Jessica had an intense look on her face as we mutually frapped the night away

by Cosmic Pope October 27, 2010