mastrait 

1) To flagellate ones genitals 2) to masturbate in a rape like fashion 3) to attack ones own penis/vigina in a personal act of selflove; also spelled Mastrate in certain circles

originated in a PowerQuee song titled: Beatin it Off in a Darken Room

that N-Word Jim nearly lost his dong mastraiting under the pull out couch; Joey's a heavy Mastraitor when ever his sister comes into town; in my coven we mastrait to PowerQuee Lyrics while Jeff the high exalted one shoots his load over us like in that movie: American Pie Naked Mile; that gutter tripe Liz was arrested for public mastraition in the park last week!

mastrait by Cosmic Pope October 28, 2010

Mantraitor 

A man who seeks the adoration of women by abandoning the values that real men hold dear.

Guy 1: Man, that Zac Efron is such a faggot-ass mantraitor!
Guy 2: I know, I'd love to Bulgarian Carpet Bomb one of his parties.
Guy 1: Sweet dude that'd be righteous

Mantraitor by Reverend Pope December 11, 2009

Mastritate 

Art of meditation and mastrubation at the same time

Synonym for mesibate

Trevor: im going to meditate, or mastrubate, Or both
Mastritate

Mastritate by Rex/ G1 EXPERT March 7, 2021

Mastration 

that sweaty odor released from the palm of men's hands when browsing porn.

He rifled through the many porn pages with the thick fragrance of mastration filling the air, it would not be long before his boss caught a whiff of it.

Mastration by snuffboxfilms June 29, 2007

Mastrantonio 

A Mastrantonio is a very hairy person. He is referred to by African Americans as "the hair nigga"

"Damn yo, he be the ill Mastrantonio" or "such a good mastrantonio!"

Mastrantonio by Sugar Sean April 10, 2003

Mastrantonio 

A hairy ape, possibly a G unit. Likes bannanas and eating things from his hair. EXTREMELY HAIRY and wats to become a physicist

you are a mastrantonio.... damn your hairy.

Mastrantonio by Shane March 20, 2003