chris's definitions

anti-racist

A man or woman, of any color, sexuality, religion, or background, who is morally opposed to senseless hate. A person who believes strongly that all people are equal, and is willing to stand up for that belief.

Hey, are you an anti-racist? No? Uh-oh, I guess I better punch your nose!

by Chris December 7, 2003

bootyfag

A gay man who loves the booty

Man, you a bootyfag!

by chris December 14, 2003

End Piece

It is the end and the DRYEST part of the bread. You eat bread when you are punished - You eat the end piece of the bread when you are severely punished. To eat end piece, is to be a disgrace to the world.

Kyle: You SUCK! You spelled PWNED wrong, you forgot the "O"...right?
All: OMG...END PIECE FOR YOU BITCH!

by Chris May 13, 2005

sticky rice

Refers to gay Asian males who claim to feel attracted to (and often even generally associate) ONLY with other Asian people. Sticky rice (also see sticky ) often go out of their way to try to show their love (sometimes in seemingly forced or artificial ways) for all things Asian (including men) and tend to preach to other people in interracial relationships how "wrong" those other people are for being "race traitors". For these racial separatists, there should be no interracial dating or mixing. Sound familiar? It should. That's exactly the same racist philosophy espoused by neo Nazis. To be sure, some gay White guys might tend to not go after Asian guys and might even behave in racist ways themselves. However, this often seems to be more a function of physical preference than an overtly conscious effort to make a sociopolitical statement about race, as it is with many sticky rice. Certainly not all sticky rice are the same, but observers will do doubt notice these recurring similarities. And as is the case with many racial separatists, a common theme runs through sticky rice social circles: bitterness.

"How ironic that sticky rice guys tend to complain about racist behavior when they are sometimes the worst offenders."

by Chris April 5, 2005

spamily

Family members that forward spam to you.

I am tired of recieving mail from my spamily.

by Chris September 20, 2004

ass-monkey

Someone or something that keep throwing their shit in your face.

Wonder what that ass-monkey Bush is gonna say now.

by chris May 13, 2005

plence

A word made up by Christopher Ideker when his friends wouldn't stop copying everything funny he said and make it sound like they made it up.

Hey Lauren lets go plence Jakes new joke

by Chris January 1, 2005