CHRIS's definitions

juke

a term used commonly in the Chicago area referring to Juke Music, or the type of dancing done to Juke Music, which is usually fast-passed azz movin.

"we was juke'n all night!"

by Chris May 22, 2004

Fordman

Fordman is the master pimp. If you mess with him then he'll beat you like you owe child support beetches.

When i saw Fordman, two drops of pee came out!

by Chris February 8, 2005

anthony ho

a guy who likes being called a ho

yesterday i saw a ho at the std clinic

by chris February 18, 2005

lamb of god

Jesus Christ of Nazareth
The person Christians view as savior.

A kickass hardcore band formely known as burn the priest

The lamb of god is the best

by chris February 19, 2005

shaddup

An even coarser variation of the already popular troubled youth phrase "Shut up!"

"Excuse me, sir, but I missed the trolley. Could you be so kind as to take me to the town square in your horseless carriage?" "Shaddup!"

by Chris December 21, 2003

flambosted

To be excessivly drunk

I went to the bars last night and got flambosted

by Chris November 18, 2002

bigjaw

julien H. has a huge jaw

omg is the sun setting or is julien's jaw just in the way

by chris December 3, 2004