CHRIS's definitions

Bob’s your auntie’s live-in lover

A updated version of "Bob's your uncle" that more accurately depicts the level of divorce in the modern world.

Definition: "there you go/it will be done and sorted"

to run a ps2 game you put in in the games console and bob's your anutie's live-in lover

by Chris January 28, 2004

fagaggle

expression used to express a witty comment, or a random word to be used when fraggin' bitches in halo 2 while stoned.

"what, i owned you with a single smg!"
"..."
"FAGAGGLE!"

i did your mom...lastnight FAGAGGLE!

by Chris April 19, 2005

Cooterific

it means getting some hot wet finger lickin pussy my friends. it comes from the latin work, coo-ter-if-ik and that mean door of happyness, well i dont like pigs or indians so ill cut the chase, i <3 andy's moms cooter!! pwned nigger!

andy's moms ass was so nice, i popped the cherry hidden in her cooter DAAAMN(i kno u blacks like that word)

by chris March 8, 2005

kreator

despite unpopular belief, this band is far from Death metal. The band Kreator are an excellent example of German Thrash at it's best. Endless Pain all the way through to Enemy Of God, they've been kicking ass for over 20 years.

Kreator have been one of the best bands far longer than you were even a stain in your mom's shit.

by Chris January 11, 2005

Pitbull

1. A slang term for any dog containing bulldog background such as the bull terrier, american bulldog, APBT, staffordshire terrier, staffordshire bull terrier, or any cross of these breeds.

2. The real pitbull is the American Pitbull Terrier and is recognized by the UKC

1. The neighbors american bulldog bit my kid but the judge will have no problem calling it a pitbull.

2. My american pitbull terrier is gonna be a fighting dog.

by Chris July 10, 2005

panny crickets

pubic lice

also known as crabs, remble crabs with their pincers.

Curable thank god

"I'm itching like crazy down there I hope I didn't get panny crickets"

by chris March 8, 2007

queef

When the lips of the vagina play paddycake as it expells large quanity of air.

My girlfriends pussy played vaginal music as she queefed.

by Chris March 1, 2005