brandon's definitions

HOLMDEL

Holmdel is a town in New Jersey. Most people know of it only because of the PNC Bank Arts Center. Holmdel has huge houses, each with a basketball hoop even if there are no kids living in the house. While driving you'll see THE nicest cars until a random deer decides to pop out of nowhere. If you live in Holmdel you know of the following: BestBuy, the smell of skunk, how to illegally access the parkway, roadkill, the mysterious Emu one town over that are supposed to be extinct, HHS sucks, the red flashing lights on Bethany for the train don't necessarily mean stop because the damn train takes an hour to get there - but who is stupid enough to try and cross the tracks with the arms down anyway, there is a local Sears you pass by every now and then, but never go in, you've gone well over the speed limit on South Holland, and your business is everyone else's in a matter of five seconds. The best things to do in Holmdel are ... oh, that's right, nothing.

In Holmdel your best friend is boredom.

by brandon April 5, 2005

rat-a-tat-tat

Gang shootings or just shooting guns. Gun fire.

In the ghetto you hear guns go rat-a-tat-tat!

by Brandon May 31, 2003

tweaker

one who 'tweaks balls' as in one who uses the drug methamphetamine to get amped and then shakes around and talks non-stop.

I would have asked Mary to help me study for my test but she's such a tweaker --she couldn't sit still for more than 2 minutes so that's why I got a D+

by brandon December 3, 2002

lemonade stand

When you urinate in a girls mouth while she is giving you a blow job.

Sally was sucking my dick and I had to pee so I gave her a lemonade stand.

by Brandon August 2, 2004

Capisce

Italiano Meaning of "Understand?" Often used by popular Mafioso bosses like John 'Dapper Don' Gotti

You fuckin piece of shit,you come around here again ya dead,capisce?!

by Brandon December 5, 2003

somebody set us up the bomb

A line from the poorly translated sega genesis game, zero wing, also used in counter-strike when the opposing team plants the bomb.

I was just eating my lunch when, "somebody set us up the bomb."

by Brandon April 15, 2005

Zollitarian

One from the Evil Ligeancy of Zoll. One who believes in Zoll and is a citizen of it's evil ligeancy.

person A: "That person didnt salute the U.S. flag!"

person B: "Well thats ok, because he is a citizen of Zoll."

by Brandon April 20, 2004