slut hen

A chick who is constantly looking for cocks. She mainly values them for their peckers.

Invariably, there's one or more of these in any henhouse.
A slut rooster says "cock-a-doodle-do".

A slut hen says "any cock will do".
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Rob Banks

A noted British police constable with an unfortunate name.
Don't rob any banks.

If you rob banks, Police Constable Rob Banks will arrest you and have the local magistrate throw you into something called a gaol.
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A date with Kimberly Clark

A euphemism for masturbation.

Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.

Except in Canada.

Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
You want a date with Kimberly Clark?

No, no, no... in Soviet Canuckistan, Kleenex discard YOU!!
by bitchuck September 09, 2024
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SP

1. "Service Provider", used in "escort review" forums to refer to a working girl, painted lady, lady of the night...

2> "Standard Play", the shortest runtime on media formats which offer a choice between SP (standard play), LP (long play), EP (extended play). For instance , the VHS video home system had T120 as the standard videocassette, which held two hours (120 minutes) of SDTV on SP, four hours on LP, six hours on EP. The lowest denominator (supported from the first VHS VCR onward) was SP, which forced some particularly long feature films (like Mario Puzo's "Godfather" series) onto a second cassette.

3. "Service Pack" in software version numbering; "WinXP SP3" was Windows XP, Service Pack 3, for example.
I miss the VHS days. It wasn't HDTV, but when you booked an SP you actually had two hours to "get off".
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sperm recepticle

A misspelling of "sperm receptacle", promulgated by illiterates.
According to sperm.blog "Sperm receptacles, also known as spermathecae, are structures found in female organisms used to store and receive sperm during sexual reproduction. Sperm receptacles are specialized structures in female animals that receive and store sperm from male partners for later fertilization of their eggs. These structures have evolved in a variety of shapes and sizes, ranging from pouches to ducts to sacs, depending on the species."

That much is real. There is, however, no such word as "sperm recepticle".

One more reason why illiterates should not be permitted to breed.
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Poundtown State Penitentiary

Where you're going if you cook the books in New York State.
No Donald, you may not pardon yourself in New York State.

You are going to Poundtown State Penitentiary

Don't drop the soap in the prison shower.
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gangbang

Any wild orgy between Smurfsj.

Due to the lopsided gender ratio, any such gathering will inevitably become a gangbang.
According to the reference volume "Sex and the Single Smurfette": as a form of group sex, a Smurf orgy becomes inevitably a gangbang due to lopsided demographics. In the Smurf village there is only one Smurfette. There are seemingly unlimited numbers of male Smurfs, each of whom has blue balls. The only way to relieve all of these blue balls is for Smurfette to smurf every man or boy in the village, one by one, until everyone's smurfed out and too tired to continue.
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