MBS

MBS (Myles Bowel Syndrome) is a condition effecting the human digestive system, also known as, "I would rather have a shit than do any work today"syndrome. Common symptoms include the conscience requirement to take a shit at an hourly rate, and a near forced shitting commitment at the sight of a bathroom or portable toilet. It should be noted that a person suffering from the condition rarely has to take a shit on a scheduled lunch or bathroom break.

Todd: Dude that one hour lunch break was dope! To bad we got to get back to work...actually I'll let you get started where we left off. I've got a touch of the MBS today.

by germantopdog August 24, 2018

MBS

MBS stands for "My Bad, Sorry".

sms/msn

"Hey, why didn't you tell me SHE had a crush on me???"

"Damn I forgot; mbs."

by ann0nym0us March 25, 2008

MBS

See Mexican Boner Standoff

A grouping of three or more men each with an erection pointed at another member.

Looks like we have ourselves a MBS going on here, let me throw on a towel.

by omikes January 9, 2017

MBS

Mind Blowing Sex. Do you really need a further definition? Either it is or it isn't.

The only reason I keep him around is the MBS.

by girls'nightout March 12, 2010

MBS

An honorary degree awarded to an individual with extensive experience or tenure in their chosen field or craft. This honor is most often, but not exclusively, bestowed upon politicians or used vehicle salespersons.

John Smith, MBS

by Jim K., MBS June 4, 2013

MBS

MBS: short for Man-Bitch Syndrome
When a man shows symptoms of PMS, such as:

Man: "I'm having a bad hair day!"
-or-
Man: "Just, you know, let me have some time alone. I just need some me time. I need to think."
-or-
Man: "You're always so mean! You just don't understand! I hate my life!"
-All signs of MBS. If occurs frequently, he may have chronic MBS.

by uhhh me January 8, 2008

MBS

MINI BLACK SHRIMP

HER: WOW HE HAS A MBS

HER #2: YEAH YOUR RIGHT!! lol

by AMWAYS April 6, 2023