beth's definitions

ben and jerrys

An orgasm in a tub. Great for a girlie night in and fantastic for sorting out bad moods! Phish food is the best

God, I'm in a bad mood. Pass me the ben and jerrys

by Beth January 15, 2004

fukkin sexxxy

someone who's hott and smoove, with madd sex skillz to make you wimper

bobby d is the epitome of fukkin sexxxy. zero to wet in 2 seconds.

by Beth August 25, 2004

Tatyana Liskovich

Insane, passionate, marvelous, bipolar (in every good sense of the word), brilliant, sexual, loving, hating, vulnerable, hard, a pain in the booty, bouncy haired

think "girl from Malcolm in the Middle" meets Julia Roberts, crossed with some kind of multi-million dollar figure, crossed with a drama queen.

by Beth February 16, 2004

mandex

1. (n) A liquid substance used to clean manbreasts
2. (n) An article of clothing made of a stretchy fabric used to refrain the commonplace manbreast jiggle

1. Honey I'm all out of mandex, could you give me a spongebath?
2. Henry refused to wear a mandex even though all the guys at the corner pub constantly teased him about his jiggle.

by Beth October 5, 2004

elisabeth

the name elizabeth. the german name for it is elisabeth!

american person: hey im elizabeth
german person: you mean elisabeth

by beth January 12, 2007

>_>

a online face, commonly used in IM. It is like a glare face, it can be >_> or <_< depending on what direction you are looking in. People usually use this when they are mad. it is suppose to look like you are narrowing your eyes and glaring at the person because you are mad at them.

Bill: Shut up!
Pearl: no >_>

Bill: Can I borrow some money?
Pearl: No >_>

Bill: Wanna hug?
Pearl: NO >_>

by Beth June 11, 2006

rivet

a crack in the sidewalk

O look theres a rivet, and no its not a grivet or hole or crack in the sidewalk its a rivet!

by beth July 16, 2004