beth's definitions

elisabeth

the name elizabeth. the german name for it is elisabeth!

american person: hey im elizabeth
german person: you mean elisabeth

by beth January 12, 2007

mandex

1. (n) A liquid substance used to clean manbreasts
2. (n) An article of clothing made of a stretchy fabric used to refrain the commonplace manbreast jiggle

1. Honey I'm all out of mandex, could you give me a spongebath?
2. Henry refused to wear a mandex even though all the guys at the corner pub constantly teased him about his jiggle.

by Beth October 5, 2004

bohunk

One who dresses like a macho-man and acts real tough, but in actuality has a
millimeter long dong.

THIS WORD WAS 1st USED IN THE YEARS AS FAR BACK AS 1984, not 1987. THE FIRST RECORDED USE WAS IN "SIXTEEN CANDLES", NOT "ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING."

"Yes, I know honey, we're all upset that Jenny is marrying a bohunk."
- Sixteen Candles, 1984.

He's just a kid, you bohunk!
- Adventures in Babysitting, 1987

by Beth April 15, 2005

Shatt

1. The past tense of shit
2. Another word for shit

I shatt myself
You piece of shatt

by Beth January 12, 2005

Jank

something very uncool

She is so jank

by beth September 10, 2003

robot

Something that is incredibly hard to find a proper definition for.

You try searching robot!

by Beth November 17, 2003

paco stache

A cheesy, barely-there moustache that you would see typically on a teenage boy who is just getting facial hair.

Check out the paco stache on that guy!

by Beth November 7, 2003