beth's definitions

smashin(g)

driving fast. insanely fast. TOO FAST TO HANDLE

"we were smashin' in the jetta"

by beth December 22, 2004

hamlette

A bubbly, coffee-drinking creature that is part hamster and part omlette.

Look at that hamlette bounce around! She must have just had some caffeine.

by Beth October 5, 2004

Tenice Jones

Hey my baby... I love you to death

"Who Who? ... Tenice Jones"

by Beth July 28, 2003

bohunk

One who dresses like a macho-man and acts real tough, but in actuality has a
millimeter long dong.

THIS WORD WAS 1st USED IN THE YEARS AS FAR BACK AS 1984, not 1987. THE FIRST RECORDED USE WAS IN "SIXTEEN CANDLES", NOT "ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING."

"Yes, I know honey, we're all upset that Jenny is marrying a bohunk."
- Sixteen Candles, 1984.

He's just a kid, you bohunk!
- Adventures in Babysitting, 1987

by Beth April 15, 2005

Shatt

1. The past tense of shit
2. Another word for shit

I shatt myself
You piece of shatt

by Beth January 12, 2005

paco stache

A cheesy, barely-there moustache that you would see typically on a teenage boy who is just getting facial hair.

Check out the paco stache on that guy!

by Beth November 7, 2003

on the bleed

a term to indicate when a woman is menstruating.

"I cried watching a commercial for a Disney movie last night. I hate being on the bleed."

"Dude. Please let me crash at your house. Sally's on the bleed and I fear for my life."

by Beth March 3, 2005