beth's definitions

mandex

1. (n) A liquid substance used to clean manbreasts
2. (n) An article of clothing made of a stretchy fabric used to refrain the commonplace manbreast jiggle

1. Honey I'm all out of mandex, could you give me a spongebath?
2. Henry refused to wear a mandex even though all the guys at the corner pub constantly teased him about his jiggle.

by Beth October 5, 2004

paco stache

A cheesy, barely-there moustache that you would see typically on a teenage boy who is just getting facial hair.

Check out the paco stache on that guy!

by Beth November 7, 2003

Jank

something very uncool

She is so jank

by beth September 10, 2003

robot

Something that is incredibly hard to find a proper definition for.

You try searching robot!

by Beth November 17, 2003

fukkin sexxxy

someone who's hott and smoove, with madd sex skillz to make you wimper

bobby d is the epitome of fukkin sexxxy. zero to wet in 2 seconds.

by Beth August 25, 2004

bohunk

One who dresses like a macho-man and acts real tough, but in actuality has a
millimeter long dong.

THIS WORD WAS 1st USED IN THE YEARS AS FAR BACK AS 1984, not 1987. THE FIRST RECORDED USE WAS IN "SIXTEEN CANDLES", NOT "ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING."

"Yes, I know honey, we're all upset that Jenny is marrying a bohunk."
- Sixteen Candles, 1984.

He's just a kid, you bohunk!
- Adventures in Babysitting, 1987

by Beth April 15, 2005

>_>

a online face, commonly used in IM. It is like a glare face, it can be >_> or <_< depending on what direction you are looking in. People usually use this when they are mad. it is suppose to look like you are narrowing your eyes and glaring at the person because you are mad at them.

Bill: Shut up!
Pearl: no >_>

Bill: Can I borrow some money?
Pearl: No >_>

Bill: Wanna hug?
Pearl: NO >_>

by Beth June 11, 2006