onconcious 

when something is not unconcious it's onconcious. It's you're attentive state of mind.

I was onconcious during the play even though it looked like I was sleeping.

onconcious by beth November 9, 2008

unconcious fat transference

the process by which when you break up with someone, they lose 15 pounds while you gain 15 pounds

Him: Hey, I've been working out and lost 15 pounds. I almost have my six pack!
Her: Holy crap! I've GAINED 15 lbs. You totally practiced unconcious fat transference on me! I hate you!

unconcious fat transference by Bebe de la Luna September 4, 2008

unconciousnessism

the act or feeling of unconciousness.

a) larry got knocked the fuck out, he was actively engaged in unconciousnessism.

b) i ran into a pole, whilst unconcious i felt feelings of unconciousnessim.

unconciousnessism by the dolmio grinner June 11, 2009

Unconcious Woo 

When you surprise your woman or man with words of love, and didn't realize you did it.

Last night I told my woman she was the sexiest woman alive as I roll back over to sleep, and she blushed from unconcious woo.

Unconcious Woo by Daddy yum yums December 20, 2018

Clinically Unconcious 

Urban medical term more commonly known as blackout drunk. This is when some is in a state of being awake but not realizing or remembering what he/she did or was doing. This can be mistaken as someone being an asshole as in most cases that is the only symptom.

Dude why is that guy being an asshole? Oh wait he's just clinically unconcious.

Clinically Unconcious by Ice Bitch Surfer January 2, 2012

Knock the monkey unconcious 

The ultimate form of masturbation, the penis rarely survives this

Boldi, why are you leaving, are you going to sleep?

No man, I'm gonna knock the monkey unconcious.

Knock the monkey unconcious by slimunator January 29, 2025