hoose

scotch for "house"
made famous by that wine gums advert (or was it fruit pastilles)

There's juice
loose
aboot this hoose!

by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

women

proof there is some kinda higher being, such as God.
See also: shopping, make-up, diet, catch-22

Nothing man-made could ever be quite so complicated

by b0Bz0r3llo April 09, 2005

nut sack

a bloke's nuts, including the skin and any other bits 'n' bobs that attach them to your dick

Bloody 'ell, talk about freezing, my nut sack's colder 'n' a brass monkey's balls!

by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

cracker

someone who "cracks" security-protected software. Can be just copy protection, time-limited demos, etc.
i *think* in this case, "crack" is like a contraction of "code break". Either way, it dates back to the code-making and code-breaking of WWII. Especially as most serial number generation sequences have their roots in the exact same mathematics as the secret codes used back then.

"i just figured out how to get this game working without needing the CD. I'm a cracker, i cracked the game's copy protection"

by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

Friggin

a non-swear-word replacement for "fucking"
Probably arose from several sources, and I expect at least one was inspiration from England's very own Muhammed Al Fayed, who says "fug" and "fugging" alot, instead of the actual swearwords

Person 1 (sees grandma approaching):Friggin hell, Bush got the presidency AGAIN!
Person 2:Dude, why didn't you just say fucking hell?
Grandma:*frowns at person 2*

by b0Bz0r3llo March 22, 2005

gays

gays are a very clean people

"Gays are a very clean people, Lois. And they have been ever since they came to this country from France"

by b0Bz0r3llo April 10, 2005

nick lachey

the guy who realized that no one cared about him and his shitty band 98 degrees anymore, so he married another pop star who no one cared about, jessica simpson. they made a shitty show where jessica was a dumbass, and now they're rich and famous.

and everyone still knows that jessica simpson is really dumb.

by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005