Ten Bob

Since the shilling was phased out of British currency, "ten bob" has now come to mean ten ponuds, i.e. one bob is one pound, and so on.

"Look at that guy's car! I bet that cost 'im a few bob"

by b0Bz0r3llo March 22, 2005

hoose

scotch for "house"
made famous by that wine gums advert (or was it fruit pastilles)

There's juice
loose
aboot this hoose!

by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

Bush

He's not a retard. As someone else already pointed out, that's offensive to those who are retarded but struggle on with their lives. George Bush jr. never had to struggle for anything other than to take a shit out of his coke-constipated colon. George Bush jr. CHOOSES to be as dumb as he is, chooses to deal with the people he deals with, chooses to shaft the US public whilst telling them he's celibate. I can only hope that one day he has a heart attack whilst his cock's stuck in the donkey on the white house lawn, so the press find him like that...

Bush said the US had proof Saddam had weapons of mass destruction. 8 months prior to 9/11, Bush had members of the Taleban over to discuss the building of a major section of an oil pipeline through Afghanistan (suprise surprise, now it won't cost so much)
Bush claims to have human rights as his main concern (hence the afghanistan invasion and then iraq) yet continues to ignore widespread human rights abuses in nigeria (but there's oil there, and Shell), saudi arabia (he's still buddies with their rulers though), the sudan (nothing of monetary value there, so who cares eh?), chechnya (ditto), somalia (ditto) and so on. You gotta love his consistency (about the same as oil, i'd say)

by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

feed the donkey

to finger-fuck a girl, aka give her a hand job, finger her, etc.

i pulled this well fit girl last night, and she let me feed the donkey

by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

fook

another way of saying "fuck"
favoured by us in the midlands/north england

fook you, you southern bastard!

by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

stout

looks like what you might get in the toilet after a particularly heavy night out washed down with a half-cooked kebab (i.e. from any takeaway in town)
tastes like an alcoholic, cold gravy. Consitency can range from watery-Bisto-alike to full-on, all-natural-straight-from-cooked-juices
Is nicer than it sounds, can be used as a better replacement for food than beer, as it takes less to fill you up.

"It's st. paddy's day, so let's go for a pint or two of stout"
- If you're not in Ireland, it's NOT real stout

by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

yairanno

Catchphrase of a character from BBC Three's "Little Britain" comedy series. Now annoyingly repeated ad infinitum by thousands of chav kids too stupid and unimaginative to come up with thier own comedy material, and usually sounding fuck all like it's meant to, therefore losing all hint of comedy merit shown in the original.

stupid chav kid #1:"come on, we've got maths next"
stupid chav kid #2:"yeairanno"

stupid chav kid #1:"you owe me £50 for that mad weed i got you yesterday"
stupid chav kid #2:"yairanno"

teacher:"if you fail all your GCSEs you'll find it hard getting a job"
stupid chav kid #2:"yairanno"
teacher:*smacks stupid chav kid #2 square in the jaw. All the other kids give a cheer*

by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005