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Maria'd

To get the hell knocked out of you while playing basketball such as by running into a pick.
"Man did you see that guy just get Maria'd by that big guy?"
by Zeke January 17, 2004
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gigawatts

1.21, the number of gigawatts necessary to power a Flux Capacitor
I just had a 1.21 gigawatt flux capacitor installed in my car
by Zeke April 13, 2004
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sweet guy

The phrase a girl often uses when shooting a guy down.
"You're a really sweet guy, but I don't want to date you."
by Zeke April 22, 2005
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Quagmire

1. A muddy, swampy area that is hard to traverse.

2. A situation, often political/military, that's difficult to get out of. The building casualties and increased length of occupation in Iraq give one example.

3. Peter Griffin's sex-crazed and very loose next door neighbor on the show "Family Guy." A former Navy man, now a commercial pilot. Catchphrases include "Giggidy giggidy giggidy" and "Oh!" (accompanied by a thrusting motion with the arms)
"George W. Bush is actually quite talented. He managed to create a quagmire in a dry desert."

Host: Who else but Quagmire?
Song: He's Quagmire! Quagmire! You never really know what he's gonna do next, he's Quagmire! Quagmire!
Quagmire: Giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy let's have sex!

Peter: Alright Cleveland, if this doesn't light a fire in your belly, nothing will. puts on a mask of Quagmire's face Hey, look at me, I'm Quagmire! I had sex with your wife! Giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy!
Cleveland: Hahaha! Those are so his mannerisms!
by Zeke August 29, 2005
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Zuhälter von Zuckerwatte

German equivalent of "Cotton-Candy Pimp."
by Zeke March 10, 2004
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Egotistical

Someone who thinks they are the best and are never wrong.
Aretha is very Egotistical
by Zeke April 8, 2004
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Great Presidant

How George W. Bush would describe himself as a president, spelling and all.
"I'm a great presidant, and I think our children is going to learn better now that I've invaded Iraq and plan to ban gay marriage."
by Zeke December 16, 2004
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