Skip to main content

Zeke's definitions

Great Presidant

How George W. Bush would describe himself as a president, spelling and all.
"I'm a great presidant, and I think our children is going to learn better now that I've invaded Iraq and plan to ban gay marriage."
by Zeke December 16, 2004
mugGet the Great Presidant mug.

free republic

Proof that the right wing zealots farthest to the right (bordering with fascism if not already there) who unquestionably follow George W. Bush and Fox News are all fucking insane, intolerant, uneducated assholes.

You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
The United States is a free republic.

Free Republic wants concentration camps for liberals, just like their German pen pals from the 1930s.
by Zeke June 11, 2005
mugGet the free republic mug.

Cotton Candy Pimp

Same as Cotton-Candy Pimp.
Chris Pretti
by Zeke March 10, 2004
mugGet the Cotton Candy Pimp mug.

Party hat

Hat made of newspaper or plain paper via the following steps:

1. Fold the paper in half
2. Fold down each side to make triangles
3. Fold the bottom flap up
4. Flip the hat over and fold the other bottom flap up
5. Secure the hat with scotch tape

The hat should look like Calvin's Supreme Dictator-For-Life hat.

The party hat is made prior to a party and inscribed with an initial statement such as "The Drunken Sailor Hat (Write Quotes, Rummie)." The hat is then ushered into a party, where it is requested and written upon whenever someone says a hilarious drunken quote that deserves merit. The hat is then laughed over the next day.
"I think the best quote on the hat is 'Bigfoot is not a dinosaur.'"
by Zeke November 21, 2004
mugGet the Party hat mug.

hodes

rallying war cry, when no war exists.
Hodes Owns Yuo!!!!
by Zeke February 21, 2004
mugGet the hodes mug.

Zuckerwatte

"Ich bin der Zuhälter von Zuckerwatte." means "I am the cotton-candy pimp."

Chris Pretti is the "cotton-candy pimp."
by Zeke March 10, 2004
mugGet the Zuckerwatte mug.

j0

nice way of saying 'yo'. l33t sp34k.
j0 j00 h4x0r. \/\/hU+ Up?
by Zeke May 9, 2003
mugGet the j0 mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email