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dick riding

like if you keep talking goood about somebody you dislike in your head
by Zeke May 13, 2005
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cross country skiing

1. A recreational sport in which people tour through wooded trails at a leisurely pace.

2. A grueling competitive sport in which skiers, using classical or freestyle technique, try their best to mentally and physically outperform other skiers. Europe, especially Scandinavia, tends to have the best skiers.

3. A high school and college sport (assuming you live in a snowy enough area) that tends to attract cross country runners, soccer players, attractive girls, and, in my experience, Latin students.
Cross country skiing is a nice way to get around.

Thousands of cross country skiers compete in the American Birkebeiner in Cable, Wisconsin.

Cross country skiing is a good way to meet women.
by Zeke May 3, 2006
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fit

similar to the wider known "shart" but solid not runny. occurs when one trys to ease out a fart and instead shits hard and painfully.
i got drunk on the plane & had a fit, everyone could smell it and they knew it was me.
by zeke February 19, 2004
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bork

an obssesion with fish, usually caused ny a pastlife experience
bork has pink hair.
by ZEKE May 8, 2003
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Thai Sticks

Densely budded marijuana, often laced with a supplemental recreational drug, formed into short sticks for convenience
We smoked off some of them Thai sticks to try to come down a little, but the Dog kept kicking they butt.
by Zeke October 9, 2003
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Horn Lake

by Zeke March 10, 2004
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j0

nice way of saying 'yo'. l33t sp34k.
j0 j00 h4x0r. \/\/hU+ Up?
by Zeke May 9, 2003
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