Egotistical

Someone who thinks they are the best and are never wrong.

Aretha is very Egotistical

by Zeke April 08, 2004

College University

Awesome series about the trials and tribulations of college. That is, if your college enrolls Bigfoot, Optimus Prime, a floating green alien named Gorp, and monkeys.

by Zeke November 01, 2003

Maria'd

To get the hell knocked out of you while playing basketball such as by running into a pick.

"Man did you see that guy just get Maria'd by that big guy?"

by Zeke January 18, 2004

Franked

When someone has one-upped a compliment you made to someone else, for no other reason than to be a brown-noser.

Being inappropriately frank.

You: "Wow, you look great in that dress"
Douchebag: "She looks great no matter what she has on"

Bystander: "Dude you just got Franked"

by Zeke December 06, 2010

SUV

Evil represented by steel on tires. Driven by conservatives who don't want to conserve. Gets less miles to the gallon than the first car invented.

My friend and I went on a cross-country road trip; I drove a Model T, he drove an SUV. He could go faster, but we got to the coast at the same time because I didn't have to gas up as often.

by Zeke November 01, 2003

bork

an obssesion with fish, usually caused ny a pastlife experience

bork has pink hair.

by ZEKE May 09, 2003

Garbledina!

A word which may be uttered during discussion of a bad movie.

Origin: The alleged favorite movie of Strong Bad as claimed by Strong Mad.

"You know, the best part about 'Santa Claus Conquers the Martians' is the amazing special effects."
"GARBLEDINA!"

by Zeke February 16, 2005