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A rude, thoughtless, and abrasive person with poor taste. Derived by reference to shriveled testicles and/or wrinkles on the male genitals.
by Zeke September 5, 2004
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Singles include "Wasted," "She Gets Me High," and "Two Girls."
Singles include "Wasted," "She Gets Me High," and "Two Girls."
One sees potential in a man
When he's broke
The other one's still thinking
That this band is a joke
One hits the road
Like the second you cum
The other one you wake up
When your breakfast is done
I need I need
I need two girls
If I can't have you
When he's broke
The other one's still thinking
That this band is a joke
One hits the road
Like the second you cum
The other one you wake up
When your breakfast is done
I need I need
I need two girls
If I can't have you
by Zeke July 1, 2005
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"I'm a great presidant, and I think our children is going to learn better now that I've invaded Iraq and plan to ban gay marriage."
by Zeke December 16, 2004
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1. Fold the paper in half
2. Fold down each side to make triangles
3. Fold the bottom flap up
4. Flip the hat over and fold the other bottom flap up
5. Secure the hat with scotch tape
The hat should look like Calvin's Supreme Dictator-For-Life hat.
The party hat is made prior to a party and inscribed with an initial statement such as "The Drunken Sailor Hat (Write Quotes, Rummie)." The hat is then ushered into a party, where it is requested and written upon whenever someone says a hilarious drunken quote that deserves merit. The hat is then laughed over the next day.
1. Fold the paper in half
2. Fold down each side to make triangles
3. Fold the bottom flap up
4. Flip the hat over and fold the other bottom flap up
5. Secure the hat with scotch tape
The hat should look like Calvin's Supreme Dictator-For-Life hat.
The party hat is made prior to a party and inscribed with an initial statement such as "The Drunken Sailor Hat (Write Quotes, Rummie)." The hat is then ushered into a party, where it is requested and written upon whenever someone says a hilarious drunken quote that deserves merit. The hat is then laughed over the next day.
by Zeke November 21, 2004
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