"I'm a great presidant, and I think our children is going to learn better now that I've invaded Iraq and plan to ban gay marriage."
by Zeke December 16, 2004

by Zeke March 10, 2004

Hat made of newspaper or plain paper via the following steps:
1. Fold the paper in half
2. Fold down each side to make triangles
3. Fold the bottom flap up
4. Flip the hat over and fold the other bottom flap up
5. Secure the hat with scotch tape
The hat should look like Calvin's Supreme Dictator-For-Life hat.
The party hat is made prior to a party and inscribed with an initial statement such as "The Drunken Sailor Hat (Write Quotes, Rummie)." The hat is then ushered into a party, where it is requested and written upon whenever someone says a hilarious drunken quote that deserves merit. The hat is then laughed over the next day.
1. Fold the paper in half
2. Fold down each side to make triangles
3. Fold the bottom flap up
4. Flip the hat over and fold the other bottom flap up
5. Secure the hat with scotch tape
The hat should look like Calvin's Supreme Dictator-For-Life hat.
The party hat is made prior to a party and inscribed with an initial statement such as "The Drunken Sailor Hat (Write Quotes, Rummie)." The hat is then ushered into a party, where it is requested and written upon whenever someone says a hilarious drunken quote that deserves merit. The hat is then laughed over the next day.
by Zeke November 21, 2004

I used to smoke pinners while my momz made dinner, now i smoke bombs and rock with lynyrd skynard. - kid rock - Quite like me.
by Zeke December 02, 2003

When someone has one-upped a compliment you made to someone else, for no other reason than to be a brown-noser.
Being inappropriately frank.
Being inappropriately frank.
You: "Wow, you look great in that dress"
Douchebag: "She looks great no matter what she has on"
Bystander: "Dude you just got Franked"
Douchebag: "She looks great no matter what she has on"
Bystander: "Dude you just got Franked"
by Zeke December 06, 2010

by Zeke March 10, 2004
