Definitions by Zeke

LJBF

Abbreviation for "Lets Just Be Friends". Used mostly by women to indicate that they don't want a romantic relationship, but don't mind receiving attention from a guy that wants to be more than friends.

He thought she was hot, but she LJBF'd him so he is out of luck.

LJBF by Zeke December 3, 2003

bombs 

opposite of a pinner, in the marijuana terms. A fat junt.

I used to smoke pinners while my momz made dinner, now i smoke bombs and rock with lynyrd skynard. - kid rock - Quite like me.

bombs by Zeke December 2, 2003

College University 

Awesome series about the trials and tribulations of college. That is, if your college enrolls Bigfoot, Optimus Prime, a floating green alien named Gorp, and monkeys.

College University by Zeke October 31, 2003

SUV

Evil represented by steel on tires. Driven by conservatives who don't want to conserve. Gets less miles to the gallon than the first car invented.

My friend and I went on a cross-country road trip; I drove a Model T, he drove an SUV. He could go faster, but we got to the coast at the same time because I didn't have to gas up as often.

SUV by Zeke October 31, 2003

Thai Sticks 

Densely budded marijuana, often laced with a supplemental recreational drug, formed into short sticks for convenience

We smoked off some of them Thai sticks to try to come down a little, but the Dog kept kicking they butt.

Thai Sticks by Zeke October 9, 2003

durbalicous 

To be better than Freed in every aspect of life.

To dominate college football games with no respect for human life.

If Freed was more durbalicous, he wouldn't be such a sucky loser that everyone hates so much.

durbalicous by Zeke September 10, 2003

oh yeah 

What the kool-aid dude says.

<<kids beat the shit outta the kool-aid dude>>
kool-aid dude: oh yeah!

oh yeah by Zeke May 9, 2003