fit

similar to the wider known "shart" but solid not runny. occurs when one trys to ease out a fart and instead shits hard and painfully.

i got drunk on the plane & had a fit, everyone could smell it and they knew it was me.

by zeke February 19, 2004

-l-Z3K3-l-

The coolest motherfucker ever to hit this sad sad planet

No-one comes close to the real Zeke

by Zeke April 06, 2005

Iron Maiden

"Female" that put the fear of God in men everywhere. Had classic she-mullet with shaved side burns.

Dude #1: Are you going to the basketball game?
Dude #2: Hell no!
Dude #1: Why not?
Dude #2: I heard that the Iron Maiden might be there.
Dude #1: Shit, I'm outy!

by Zeke May 07, 2005

Great Presidant

How George W. Bush would describe himself as a president, spelling and all.

"I'm a great presidant, and I think our children is going to learn better now that I've invaded Iraq and plan to ban gay marriage."

by Zeke December 16, 2004

pig

That animal you get pork from.
Or a farmer's sex-toy.

Mom, let's cook some pork/pig tonight!
Bob, get dem pigs! we'sa gunna have sum fun tonight! Yeeee-haaaw!

by Zeke May 10, 2003

Zuhälter von Zuckerwatte

German equivalent of "Cotton-Candy Pimp."

Ich bin der Zuhälter von Zuckerwatte.

by Zeke March 11, 2004

sweet guy

The phrase a girl often uses when shooting a guy down.

"You're a really sweet guy, but I don't want to date you."

by Zeke April 23, 2005