John: OMFG! The new macbook
air just came out! I don'
t care if it'
s underpowered, overpriced, only has 64 gig SDD and doesn'
t have a backlit keyboard. Wait hold on. I have to close out of this app on my iPhone since I don'
t have multitasking. Who cares? It still totally pwns android. Wait just give it a second. I must be holding the phone wrong or something. It totally pwns anything and EVERYTHING you have because APPLE IZ TEH BEST EVER!
Jill: Still drinking the Apple kool-aid I see.