dealership

A business established or operating under an authorisation to buy, sell or distribute a product in specified region or area.

A Wisconsin Honda motor vehicle dealership is authorised to buy, sell or distribute Honda motor vehicles in Dundee and surrounding areas but not in Milwaukee.

dealership by Indra Chandon November 11, 2003

dealership

place you go to check out tight whips

You go to the dealership but you ain't never cop nothin'...that's why you a wanksta.

dealership by Nick D February 13, 2003

Dealership

A drug dealer who becomes a friend.

He's on his way, trust me. We have a strong dealership!

Dealership by sweetgrassnyc January 29, 2017

subaru dealership 

(n) a person suffering from an unknown number of sexually transmitted infections (STIs)

In 2006 Subaru officially changed the name of the Impreza WRX model to Impreza STI. Thus, a Subaru dealership would be expected to contain a large number of model STI autos. Given that public health officials have also recently introduced the term STI to accompany the more well known "sexually transmitted disease," or STD, the pun is a relatively young neologism.

A-"That Gary is a beast-last night he went to three clubs, took home two girls from each and went raw on all of them."
B-"Gary is a friggin Subaru Dealership."

alternative:
A-"Britnay Terple has had more sexual partners than there are chemical elements."
B-"Terple Subaru is open for business."

subaru dealership by Herp N. Derpington March 11, 2011

Blumpkin Dealership 

When one conquers a Wal-Mart Superstore by receiving a blumpkin in every stall in the bathroom. This task must be completed in one day and every dump cannot be flushed so they are all on display. Hence the name "dealership".

Jacob: "I gotta use the restroom bro."
Cole: "Your going to have to wait, Micah has a Blumpkin Dealership here."

Blumpkin Dealership by Teddy Huckstible September 8, 2011

Stuck at the dealership 

When you commit to a fart but it ends up being much more...

Hey there fellow coworker, I'll be in shortly, I'm stuck at the dealership...

Stuck at the dealership by Mainframetechno November 28, 2018

used car dealership 

Somewhere an individual goes when they haven't had sex in a while.

I got fucked at the used car dealership

used car dealership by jjwatt's_jock November 10, 2017