The racing game for the retarded kid. Every car in the game is able to go an excess of 140 mph in only a few seconds, and is able to corner flawlessly at ridiculous speeds. Playing the game requires no skill whatsoever. There is no use for the brake. You simply hold the right trigger and you win the race.
I was playing need for speed undercover the other day. Then I put forza in and couldn't make the simplest turns without hitting the wall.
by YHHAWNFTPSHI April 23, 2009
Someone (usually a member of BB.com) who goes to the gym to work out their abs. They work out not for gains in strength or performance, but for "the chicks." They never do integral powerlifting movements such as squats and deadlifts, and only bench press the night before they go to the club. Also see douche-bag.
That ab-fag just did 3 sets of abs and now he's going home to rub oil on his stomach. I wonder if any of his actual lifts have gone up in the last 6 years.
by YHHAWNFTPSHI October 04, 2010
DirtyLT1, a poster of "Htownracing.com" has just achieved internet fame and epic status.
His epic fail of massive proportions started when he complained of "strange noises coming from his LT1" (93' firebird formula). The problem was reported to have appeared after a routine oil change in which oil additive was included.
DirtyLT1 later dug through the trash to find the containers of his "oil additive" which was actually brake fluid.
DirtyLT1 then proceeded to try to clean the engine out with brake clean, a highly flammable substance.
The saga is far too long to detail fully in this definition.
There is still speculation over whether or not this is actually a joke or not, but regardless, it is the best forum topic to hit the interwebs in many years.
His epic fail of massive proportions started when he complained of "strange noises coming from his LT1" (93' firebird formula). The problem was reported to have appeared after a routine oil change in which oil additive was included.
DirtyLT1 later dug through the trash to find the containers of his "oil additive" which was actually brake fluid.
DirtyLT1 then proceeded to try to clean the engine out with brake clean, a highly flammable substance.
The saga is far too long to detail fully in this definition.
There is still speculation over whether or not this is actually a joke or not, but regardless, it is the best forum topic to hit the interwebs in many years.
"DirtyLT1, Throw some power steering fluid into the engine to steer the brake fluid and brake clean out"
"And don't forget to add in some headlight cleaner so you can see what you're doing"
"And don't forget to add in some headlight cleaner so you can see what you're doing"
by YHHAWNFTPSHI June 04, 2009
by YHHAWNFTPSHI May 10, 2009
A car that it mindlessly bought by teenagers under the impression that it is "fast" despite the fact that it needs a blower just to keep up with the camaros and trans ams from way back in '02.
The Mustang GT makes use of a 4.6L V8 engine, which basically gives the horsepower output of a sewing machine. Compare it to the 2010 Camaro's 6.3 L LS3 V8, producing over 130 more horsepowers than the GT's baby engine. The V6 Camaro is actually as powerful as the Mustang Gt's V8.
The Mustang GT makes use of a 4.6L V8 engine, which basically gives the horsepower output of a sewing machine. Compare it to the 2010 Camaro's 6.3 L LS3 V8, producing over 130 more horsepowers than the GT's baby engine. The V6 Camaro is actually as powerful as the Mustang Gt's V8.
Look at that kid with the Mustang GT. He just challenged a Trans Am owner to a race. Poor kid is going to get embarrassed.
by YHHAWNFTPSHI May 06, 2009
The ancient philosophy of Epictetus, Seneca the Younger, and Marcus Aurelius, among others. Stoicism focuses on living a virtuous life, and devoting yourself fully to your task at hand, while stressing indifference to the events outside of your control. Stoicism teaches that the quality of life depends entirely on the individual, and that events can only make you persistently depressed or unhappy when you are a faggot.
Stoics experience emotion like any other person, they have just realized that it is a self-harming choice to allow emotions to effect your well-being after the initial emotional reaction has passed.
A Stoic is, in effect, the extreme polar opposite of an emo.
Stoics experience emotion like any other person, they have just realized that it is a self-harming choice to allow emotions to effect your well-being after the initial emotional reaction has passed.
A Stoic is, in effect, the extreme polar opposite of an emo.
Person 1: I find it amazing how Brian continues to exert amazing effort in his career, keep a polite demeanor around others, and continue to ritually hit the gym every morning even though his wife died last month.
Person 2: Brian practices Stoicism, he knows that reducing work ethic, ceasing politeness, or jeopardizing his health because his wife died is completely illogical.
Person 2: Brian practices Stoicism, he knows that reducing work ethic, ceasing politeness, or jeopardizing his health because his wife died is completely illogical.
by YHHAWNFTPSHI April 01, 2014
Approaching a car dealership, as if planning on buying the car, but with no intention to do so. After getting a detailed view of the car, checking it out face to face, and then taking it on a lengthy test drive, you then leave the dealership, claiming to no longer be interested.
"So I totally drove this sexy Viper the other day."
"No way! Where?"
"Dealership. drive n' ditched their ass."
"No way! Where?"
"Dealership. drive n' ditched their ass."
by YHHAWNFTPSHI April 02, 2009