Wisdom Seeker's definitions

Buzz Gun

Electrically driven Gatling guns used by the military in aircraft, vehicle and maritime applications to hose the enemy with an overwhelming volume of lead or depleted uranium rounds at rates of fire up to 6,000 rounds a minute.

When the Air Force's A-10 Warthog opens up with its Buzz Gun the enemy knows death comes on silent wings showing no mercy upon those fighters, who would dare to attack our Soldiers, Sailors, Airman and Marines.

by Wisdom Seeker May 23, 2018

Gollumists

Name used to collectively describe corporate plutobrats, who are organizing to assert their sense of entitlement to oppress, exploit and enslave their fellow Americans and transform it into a political and economic alternate reality.

The Gollumists use their immense wealth to manipulate and corrupt the political process to enslave the American people. They gather in dark places and chant, "My Precious, My Precious, My precious" as they ogle a dollar bill.

by Wisdom Seeker February 15, 2014

fibersmith

An accomplished knitter, who creates works of art for family and friends to wear. These gifts are not clothing. They are family heirlooms that shall be cherished for generations.

My wife is an accomplished fibersmith, who wraps me in her love with cabled sweaters and cabled knit stocking hats.

by Wisdom Seeker February 13, 2015

Purgadise

A place where you have to pretend to be motivated and cheerful, but you would rather be anywhere else. A place where the effort to fake enthusiasm is exhausting in the extreme.

At the boring sales meeting, Joe was asked how he was doing. He responded, "Just another day in purgadise"

by Wisdom Seeker January 25, 2015

Paycheck Sucker

An individual, who is paid an enormous sum of money for doing absolutely nothing while fellow workers must carry his or her sorry, trifling ass.

The supervisor delegates all his reponsiblilties to his subordinates. He is just another paycheck sucker.

by Wisdom Seeker April 26, 2013

Plutobrat

Ruling class of wealthy spoiled children that grew old but never grew up.

The plutobrats tried to buy the Presidential Election of 2012 and failed.

by Wisdom Seeker March 16, 2013

Vacuum of Greatness

The absolute absence of greatness and its collective attributes such as selflessness, humility, empathy, charity, courage, compassion, decency, morality, ethics, wisdom and humanity.

The Trump Presidency is the nadir of a Vacuum of Greatness.

by Wisdom Seeker May 23, 2018