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Gul Khan

A Pashtun with Revitiligo ..... it's the opposite of what Michael Jackson got . That lucky ba*****

When these Lar Aw Bar Loy Afghanistan Pashtun Nationalists use Racism to mock proud Pakistani Pashtuns.... which makes them even more pathetic . However Pashtuns are diverse and skin color is a sin and contradicts the teachings of Islam. Most Pashtuns are Brown because the Genetics for Brown is "Dominant" and Islam is not racist . Maybe Fair Skinned Pashtun men had lots of wives and concubines ( who were Adivassi, Gujjar, Hindkowan or Saraiki before being Pashtunized ) when they colonized Peshawar in the 16th century but in the long span of time , the most loyal wives turned out to be the Brown women and their Genetics were passed on , or Maybe the fair Skinned women liked the Brown Skinned men

There are White Afghan Pashtuns and Brown Afghan Pashtuns as much as White Pakistani Pashtuns and Brown Pakistani Pashtuns

Nice try Afghandu Namak Haram Nationalist . Please do not use the Colorism or Racism card for your Lar Aw Bar Pashtunistan agenda .
Gul Khans come In all colors , shapes and sizes and Afghandu Namak Harams think we are black
by Teachology November 6, 2022
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Pashtun

An Ethnic Group soon to go extinct like the dinosaurs ...

Because Idiot Gul Khans are Brainwashed by the Pakistani media and Hardcore Saudi Funded Islamic Salafists and fail to do their independent research to breakout of their brainwashing.

But Miss Gujjar, Gul Khans ex Girlfriend will summon holy the White magic with lots of Milk !
Gul Khans will summon Meteor to wipe out his people, the Pashtuns
by Teachology December 25, 2022
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Gul Khan

A Political Slur used in the wider Pashtun community as a whole ( ofc mostly the Pashto speaking side but ofc may or may not included linguistically assimilated Pashtuns as well )

Essentially it is an insult used to attack Pashtuns who use Pakistan as their "identity" and basically doing disassociation with Afghanistan Pashtuns

Basically an insult used by Pashtun or Afghan Nationalists by insisting that proud Pakistani Pashtuns are brainwashed or misguided and in need of a history lesson

Again the closest equivalent would be the term Torie used by English speaking settlers in North America on whether pledging Allegience to the British Empire

Ofcourse you can see complex political divisons like this anywhere else such as North Korea vs South Korea, Taiwan vs China, North Macedonians and Bulgarians .

Or such parallels even exist on religious sectarian lines like controversies of Sunni Muslims with Twelver Shias, Ahmadiyya Muslims, or even Brelvis vs Deonandis among Sunnis which ofc are already ongoing existing controversies in Pakistan and Afghanistan

Again this itself is a really complicated situation...

The counter part or opposite would be Gul Marjan

Or Afghandu or Namak Haram with connotations that these Pashtun Nationalists but this isn't true because there exist staunch Pashtun Nationalists are Anti Indian as much as Anti Pakistani
Gul Khan , basically Tories of Pakistan
by Teachology November 13, 2022
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Rohilla

Rohillas were blessed for looking like White people but have been cursed with a disease called revitiligo , the opposite of what Michael Jackson got , that lucky b*****d, as a consequence of following Orthodox Sunni Islam ( albeit a few were Shia ), after generations Rohillas started to end up looking like brown people , ofc not unlike whatever happened to their Christian counter parts , the Anglo Indians ...

This I consider part of "original sin" of Pakistans Urdu Speaking Muhajir community , Indian Muslims and the Pashtun community as a whole

I whole heartedly believe the moment Muhajirs of Pashtun Ancestry meet Pashto speaking Pashtuns and the fact of how those two cultures have diverged ... that is Original Sin talked about in mainstream Christianity .... the whole world got screwed up because of the Fate of Rohillkhand Pashtuns
Rohillas are a fallen people
by Teachology November 6, 2023
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Rohilla

A mass settlement of Central Asian Muslims since the 16th Century granted by the Mughal Empire as a land grant . Ofc most of these were Pashto speakers with some Dari speakers as well . Most were Sunni with some being Shia ( Specifically of the Bangash tribe ) .

Ofc some could've been Hindu and Sikh that continued to speak the Scythian dialect however matters on this is unknown .

They were allies to Ahmad Shah Durrani during his raids in India since the 1700s...

Post Indias 1857 mutiny, the community was active in Islamic reform movements such as the Khilafat movement and the Islamic reformists groups "Brelvis" and "Deobandi".
I loved this girl she was a Rohilla
by Teachology November 5, 2022
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Gujjar

One of the Freemasonic Caste who had a "Huge" influence in the history of Pathans/Pashtuns and forming of that fake Durrand Line , especially the ones that settled in UttarPradesh and their subsequent assimilation and total loss of Pashtun culture , And how they have unknown links with Kalash and Nuristanis .

Ofc Ormuris/Burkis were also Freemasons ( the Roshaniyya ) that undermined Pashtuns , along with Qizilbash settlers ( Shia Muslim Agents from Safavid Era Iran ) , Tanoli Barlas Turks ( who betrayed Durranis and helped Sikhs ) but Gurjars are a more recent group to pay attention to and also behind pioneering heretical Islamic groups like Brelvis and Ahmadiyyah and the bloodthirsty Deobandi,Salafi Wahabi groups like Taliban and Hezb E Islami

Ironically Gujjars are originally Hindi speaking not Punjabi, but transitioned to Punjabi post Afghan-Sikh wars but with Urdu being Pakistans national language they are slowly picking back partly their old Rajasthan language

These Gujjars are the opposite of Gypsies or Romanis as Gadjo means non Romani in Gypsie

And these Gujjars who had an influence on Pathans and Pashtuns almost no longer exist and are now extinct .

Ofc the rest of the Gujjars are an ubiquitous Hindu origin clan in India and Pakistan
Gujjar Freemasons
by Teachology December 26, 2022
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Rohilla

Not extinct but rather an ubiquitous patrilnieal line among Indian Muslims and Urdu speaking Muhajirs of Karachi

Found when the Mughal Empire as a land grant of the Kateher region in Uttar Pradesh I'm the 16th century

Rohilla settlers were mostly Pashto speaking settlers , with a smaller extent being Dari speakers. Notable tribes being Yousafzai, Afridi, Bangash, Mehsud etc. Most were Sunni but a small number of them were Shia.

Rohillas had an unknown and ambiguous relationship with Kshatriyah or rajput converts to Islam in Uttar Pradesh

In terms of Phenotypes , Rohillas did have a high frequency of fair skin, blue/green/hazel eyes and Reddish/Golden hair however that began to decrease due to mixed marriages with other Muslim communities ( or possibly because after conversion to Sunni Islam, the dark pigmented folks of the population began to reproduce more than their fair skinned members , hence the population ending up dark as a whole )

In present times the community has almost completely assimilated into Khariboli Muslim culture, with no connection to Pashto speaking Pashtun community in the present time . And sure the Pashto speaking community are not going to accept assimilated Descendants as Pashtuns
A Rohilla tried to use his looks to pass himself off as an Anglo Indian
by Teachology November 4, 2023
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