Derived from the word "mom" or "momma", it is used in reference to people who have a "Momma knows best" attitude in reference to people of differing cultures; social classes; beliefs; religions; ethics; sexualities; etc... Momites often try to either impose their way of life on others or condemn someone else's way of life.
Though they are often self-described as "open minded"; "liberal thinking" (though not necessarily Liberal in politics); and "free thinkers", they can at times be racist; bigoted; and lacking in an educated understanding of, and the reasons for, the wide range of cultural and social fields that exist in today's world.
Though they are often self-described as "open minded"; "liberal thinking" (though not necessarily Liberal in politics); and "free thinkers", they can at times be racist; bigoted; and lacking in an educated understanding of, and the reasons for, the wide range of cultural and social fields that exist in today's world.
Although Greg's hunting and farming has fed his family for generations, he is criticized by the momites from PETA who say that he needs to change his ways.
by Super Gerbil August 30, 2007
Council Of Time Assesment.
Organization responsible for the accusation of tardy behaviour. COTA members are often found in schools, the work place, airport terminals, and coffee houses.
Organization responsible for the accusation of tardy behaviour. COTA members are often found in schools, the work place, airport terminals, and coffee houses.
Bob: Gosh, Im sorry Im late boss. I had a flat tire and then my daughter shows up and...
Men in grey suits show up: Mr. Bob Hinkleby? We're with COTA and have determined that you are, as of now, 27 minutes and 14.068 seconds late. Im afraid that you will have to come with us to...
Frank: My god! It's COTA members! Run, run for your lively hood!
Men in grey suits show up: Mr. Bob Hinkleby? We're with COTA and have determined that you are, as of now, 27 minutes and 14.068 seconds late. Im afraid that you will have to come with us to...
Frank: My god! It's COTA members! Run, run for your lively hood!
by Super Gerbil October 22, 2004
A name humorously given to someone who would be refered to as a dick head. Usually reserved for people with large ears.
by Super Gerbil July 11, 2004
Something that a bunch of hyped up on Starbuck's coffee Bill Gates employees should have thought of in foresight
Bob: Hey Chris, let's run down to Starbuck's and then go by the office supply store on the way back. I wanna get one the new Star Trek pocket protectors while they have some left.
Chris: Yeah, that sounds cool dude. Let's just blow all this off. We can always make like a Windows Update type thing for this shit.
Bob: Haha..yeah. hahaha
Chris: Yeah, haha. Screw this. Hey, I got first dibs on the Warf pocket protector...
Chris: Yeah, that sounds cool dude. Let's just blow all this off. We can always make like a Windows Update type thing for this shit.
Bob: Haha..yeah. hahaha
Chris: Yeah, haha. Screw this. Hey, I got first dibs on the Warf pocket protector...
by Super Gerbil October 30, 2003
A game often enjoyed by well meaning kids. Often encouraged by sadistic gym teachers in a disguised effort to punish the students that they don't like.
Little Bobby likes playing dodgeball, but not at school where the coach puts all the big kids on one team.
by Super Gerbil December 19, 2003
The length of the pole which is sometimes used to touch unsightly or repugnant objects and/or people
Bubba: I wouldnt touch that girl with a 10 foot pole.
Fred: Youre right Bubba. 10 feet aint a big enough distance. Them cooties she's got can jump further than that.
Fred: Youre right Bubba. 10 feet aint a big enough distance. Them cooties she's got can jump further than that.
by Super Gerbil June 28, 2004
n. A method of attempting to hide baldness by using the remaining hairs on one side of the head to comb over and cover the top of the head.
adj. An insult to one's intelligence
adj. An insult to one's intelligence
In anticipation for his blind date this evening, Bob creates a comb-over with his thinning hair in hopes that his companion will be oblivious to his male pattern baldness.
by Super Gerbil July 11, 2004