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Momite

Derived from the word "mom" or "momma", it is used in reference to people who have a "Momma knows best" attitude in reference to people of differing cultures; social classes; beliefs; religions; ethics; sexualities; etc... Momites often try to either impose their way of life on others or condemn someone else's way of life.

Though they are often self-described as "open minded"; "liberal thinking" (though not necessarily Liberal in politics); and "free thinkers", they can at times be racist; bigoted; and lacking in an educated understanding of, and the reasons for, the wide range of cultural and social fields that exist in today's world.
Although Greg's hunting and farming has fed his family for generations, he is criticized by the momites from PETA who say that he needs to change his ways.
by Super Gerbil January 2, 2009
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garden tool

A person, often socially ignorant, who is oblivious to being taken advantage of while in the garden.
Mabel: Go ahead and dig up all those turnips you want, Elmer. The worms will just eat em all if you dont.

Hank: Damn mabel, quit being such a garden tool! He's just gonna go out and sell em like you ought to be doing!
by Super Gerbil October 21, 2004
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COTA

Council Of Time Assesment.
Organization responsible for the accusation of tardy behaviour. COTA members are often found in schools, the work place, airport terminals, and coffee houses.
Bob: Gosh, Im sorry Im late boss. I had a flat tire and then my daughter shows up and...

Men in grey suits show up: Mr. Bob Hinkleby? We're with COTA and have determined that you are, as of now, 27 minutes and 14.068 seconds late. Im afraid that you will have to come with us to...

Frank: My god! It's COTA members! Run, run for your lively hood!
by Super Gerbil October 21, 2004
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PETA Force

A militant off-shoot of the animal activist group, PETA.
Dr. Johnson was quite upset after the PETA Force broke into his lab and took Mr. Jingles the chimp as their hostage.
by Super Gerbil September 7, 2004
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rep

1. Short for representative
2. Short for reputation
1. Oh no, it's the same sales rep that came by last week. Everyone hide before he makes us buy things!

2. Everyone shops at Bob's store because he has a good rep around town.
by Super Gerbil August 18, 2004
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ice tea

A drink which consists of brewed tea served over ice in tall glass. Sugar or lemon is often added to enhance flavor. Sometimes called "iced tea".
After Bob was through working in the hot sun, he poured himself a big glass of refreshing ice tea.
by Super Gerbil August 1, 2004
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greenhorn

Someone who is unfamiliar with, or is new at a concept. Someone who is alien to a particular way of life.
The old mountain man is often bothered by the greenhorns that live close to him.
by Super Gerbil July 17, 2004
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