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The default weapon of Tak in the Tak and the Power of Juju games. It's basically an antler tied to a stick and mainly used for smacking enemies, but it also allows Tak to shoot small Juju shots at enemies.
Tak hit a dream enemy with a shot from his Thwark.
Thwark by Some guy on UD January 28, 2022
Sora is the main character of the Kingdom Hearts series of video games, created by Square Eni. He used to be a normal kid, but after an attack on Destiny Island, his home, gaining access to the legendary Keyblade and finding out that his friend, Kairi, was kidnapped, he sets out on a quest through various Disney universes with Donald Duck and Goofy at his side to save his friends and destroy the darkness once and for all.

Surprisingly, Smash fans aren't too divided on his appearance in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. That's a first.
Sora, Donald and Goofy head off to defeat Xenahort once and for all.
Sora by Some guy on UD November 4, 2021
(Kazuya Mishima) is a character from the (Tekken) fighting game series by Namco, now known as (Bandai Namco). He is the main character in the first two games and an important character from (Tekken 4) and onwards. He is the son of (Heihachi Mishima), the husband of (Jun Kazama) and the father of (Jin Kazama).

As a child, he was abused horribly by Heihachi and was thrown down a (cliff), being told that he would only be worthy of being called a (Mishima) if he could climb back up. Kazuya did, thanks to the (Devil Gene) that he inherited from his mother.

Years later, Heihachi opens a fighting tournament. Kazuya, seeking (revenge), enters the tournament, wins and throws his father down the same cliff.

After this, Kazuya slowly became more and more evil and crazier, He is thrown down a (volcano) by Heihachi, only to survive that as well.

As usual, (Smash fans) have resorted to calling Kazuya a "(shoto)" and "a (Ryu) clone", despite the fact that Kazuya has almost nothing in common with Ryu at all.
"(DORYA)!"

Kazuya Mishima, Tekken 4 (2001)
Kazuya by Some guy on UD June 24, 2021

GTA Online 

The online part of Grand Theft Auto V. It used to be a fun game, but it has become a nightmare nowadays.
GTA Online used to be fun, but now it's full of griefers, tryhards, screaming kids, Oppresor MK2s and overpriced currency. Rockstar has lost their magic.
GTA Online by Some guy on UD May 20, 2021
Pyra is one of the main characters in Xenoblade Chronicles 2 for the Nintendo Switch. She is a blade, specifically the first one Rex received at the start of the game. She is a sweet, caring girl who is also a good cook and an excellent fighter, relying on her fire to power up her attacks.

Smash fans, as usual, hate her for using a sword. They also seem to hate her for being "oversexualized", which is very hypocritical of them.
"Our emotions are in tune, Rex!"

- Pyra, 2017
Pyra by Some guy on UD April 3, 2021

Sephiroth 

The main villian of Final Fantasy VII, a video game released by Square Enix in 1997. He was a former SOLDIER and mentor for Cloud Strife and Zack Fair, also known for using an abnormally long sword known as the Masamune. However, after he finds out about his true origins, he goes on a genocidal rampage, killing everyone in Nibelheim and the Shinra building. He eventually becomes an all-powerful figure, able to destroy the solar system with Meteor.

As usual, Smash fans think he's just some generic cookie-cutter anime pretty boy, completely unaware of how popular and influential he is.
"Tell me what you cherish most. Give me the pleasure of taking it away."

- Sephiroth, 2005
Sephiroth by Some guy on UD January 25, 2021
The main character of Fire Emblem: Three Houses. He is a former mercenary who took a teaching job at the Garreg Mach Monestary. He has the Crest of Flames, a mysterious yet powerful Crest that allows him to wield the Sword of the Creator. Fans of the Super Smash Bros. games really dislike him.
Aided by Sothis and with the Sword of the Creator in his hand, Byleth rushes into battle.
Byleth by Some guy on UD August 28, 2020