Shawn's definitions

NTS

Acronym for nothing to say, used when someone wants to remain silent or plead the fifth.

Kelly: Did you hear about Jenny's new boyfriend?
Maxine: NTS

by shawn February 17, 2004

beaterbation

a form of masturbation in which the user beats the shit out of the genital area until he or she is sexually arroused and ejaculates.

I beaterbate to relieve stress.

I think I am gonna beaterbate when I get home.

Beaterbation is fun once you get the hang of it.

by shawn May 27, 2004

trouble shooting

When a man has problems with impotency

Sorry honey, I am having trouble shooting today.

by Shawn May 13, 2004

ridicklepicklesnickulous

When something is beyond ridiculous.

Well that story is just ridicklepicklesnickulous!

by Shawn April 7, 2004

import

See Nissan.

Hey can I run my domestic on your dyno? Sorry man, that Nissan just overloaded the circuits.

by Shawn October 13, 2003

Bob-Bear

Say the first word just as is and the last word in spanish translates to: (bob-oso) or baboso--> idiot

John is such a bob-bear.

by Shawn May 13, 2005

Indira

So sexy, beautiful, lovable, everything a friend + more caan be in my life

like Water to live, air to breathe, the right to wrong, the best thing in life...

by Shawn February 2, 2005