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'Poorly' is the sugar-coated way of saying you feel like shit!
Jack: Oh I sure feel 'poorly' today.
Joe: Yes.
Poorly by Mik Q June 24, 2008
ill, brilliant, wicked, sick, best meaning something that is better than other things of the same type.
pj: "i've got some sick new garms"
Pete: "any exclusives"
pj: "yeah i've got some bubbles that are proper poorly!"
poorly by big pizzete September 25, 2007

poorly packed suitcase 

a vagina that has the smaller inside pair of lips, labia minor, stick out further than the lager outside lips, labia major.
look at that chick, she has a vagina that looks like a poorly packed suitcase!

Poorly Trained Circus Orangutan 

1. An orange man who has no idea what he's doing. He's a Joke, but he's too dumb to realize it.

2. Donald J Trump.
When is Trump going to start acting like a President instead of a poorly trained circus orangutan?

poorly sick

Ill, but an undefined illness.. ie - you just feel ILL!
I'm not in work today - I'm feeling really poorly sick
poorly sick by satsuma77 December 22, 2005

Poorly wiping 

Poorly wiping by Kai_is_strange November 10, 2018
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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