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heavy

whoa man thats some heavy, far out, happening stuff, you know man?
by Rob September 14, 2003
mugGet the heavymug.

Chinabells

chinabells, china bells.

The small balls of toilet paper that can collect on your bottom after wiping it. Only occurs if the wiper does not do a proper job or wipes too roughly.
That girl had chinabells in/on her ass.
by Rob April 3, 2004
mugGet the Chinabellsmug.

Campin'

The act of pitching a tent as you wait for your chance to have sex with one of numerous girl's.
Last night at the bar I went campin', too bad the girl never showed.
by Rob March 27, 2005
mugGet the Campin'mug.

puckered star

bum hole; derived from appearance when viewed whilst doggy style sexing her.
"she bent over and I could see her puckered star"
by Rob July 20, 2004
mugGet the puckered starmug.

Spit-Twang

The act of spitting or hawking a loogie while simultaniously saying or attempting to say "twang!"
I spit while spinning around and it sounded like "spit-twang!"
by Rob April 11, 2005
mugGet the Spit-Twangmug.

shwag

really leafy, dirty smelling weed.
by rob December 15, 2003
mugGet the shwagmug.

poop hole patrol

The origins of this saying came from when Ben was a child and used to get raped by big burly men from Russia for sex tapes that were distrubited to retarded people so they knew how NOT to make love
It is shown in a certain Ben who's cock is brown from all the times he's given it. His back is bent because he likes to take it in the poop shoot at least 7 times a day
by Rob October 19, 2004
mugGet the poop hole patrolmug.

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