Rob's definitions

poop hole patrol

The origins of this saying came from when Ben was a child and used to get raped by big burly men from Russia for sex tapes that were distrubited to retarded people so they knew how NOT to make love

It is shown in a certain Ben who's cock is brown from all the times he's given it. His back is bent because he likes to take it in the poop shoot at least 7 times a day

by Rob October 19, 2004

Raki

A drink similar to Ouzo, but made from grapeseed, not aniseed, ranging from 40% to 60%. Can cause hilarity in the correct hands/mouth.

I definitely raki'd that one

by rob May 13, 2005

NO JOKE

used when you are at the top of your game.

NO JOKE (v) also see NO GAMES PLAYED!

when are basically nothing to fool around with you hence become NO JOKE!

wow i just banged that girl right there.... lol you are basically NO JOKE!

by Rob December 18, 2004

Arghel

A coaster with a cat on it.
or female gentalia.

Awesome, or cool.

Arghel woo!

by Rob June 20, 2004

brikc

The coolest person alive

Brikc > j00

by Rob August 23, 2003

Churn rate

Churn is the percentage of total subscribers that discontinue
service divided into the total population. Usually it is
expressed as a percent based on the population change from month
to month.

An average monthly churn rate for wireless phones is
around 5%.

by Rob November 28, 2003

avalanche

in the motion of absorbing external liquid from a container. Upon finishing, that's when the Newton's Universal Law of Gravitation applied to this situation, which will result in many small solid form liquid (aka ice cubes)falling on unsuspected consumer's face (aka a bogan who's too drunk to remember that there's still ice in the container)

While in a party, joe had an avalanche while trying to get the last bit of his coke.

by Rob March 18, 2005