America's actual president since he won the 2016 presidential election. Can be found inserting his penis into Trump's mouth from time to time.
Joe: I thought Trump was president?
Jim: No, you moron, Trump's just pretending because he's President Putin's bitch.
Jim: No, you moron, Trump's just pretending because he's President Putin's bitch.
by Notdevinnunes November 25, 2019
I term you hopelessly deploy when a liberal (or even an anti-Trump Republican) has you cornered. It's the Hail Mary of debates. Must be said with crazy hand gestures.
by Notdevinnunes November 25, 2019
Republican from Alabama who fucks children but campaigns on a family values platform. He's said to have produced Glenn Beck when he fucked William Barr back in the 80s. Also slang for any STD that you think is gone, but then suddenly is back.
Joe, stop thumping the bible; I know that you slept with your niece last night. You're such a fucking Roy Moore!
by Notdevinnunes November 25, 2019
An ill-defined group in American politics who are the constant target of Republicans and Democrats, though their definitions differ. In reality, "The elite" is just a group that's smarter than you and better fit to govern.
John: I voted for Trump because I'm sick of The Establishment bro! Down with The elite!
Jake: Better "The elite" than you, you fuck face.
Jake: Better "The elite" than you, you fuck face.
by Notdevinnunes November 25, 2019
Tom: Is that Stormy Daniels?
Joe: No, don't be stupid! That's Sean Hannity! You can tell because he's on his knees licking Trump's arse!
Tom: I feel stupid.
Joe: No, don't be stupid! That's Sean Hannity! You can tell because he's on his knees licking Trump's arse!
Tom: I feel stupid.
by Notdevinnunes November 25, 2019
Sounds ominous, but it's just a dirty word to describe the professionals who have stopped Trump from destroying the word.
I am so thankful for this "deep state" that's kept Trump from becoming Supreme Leader and setting off nukes in Europe.
by Notdevinnunes November 25, 2019
A character in the Handmaid's Tale that somehow got out of my TV and is now in the Trump administration.
by Notdevinnunes November 25, 2019