Notdevinnunes 's definitions

Fake News

I term you hopelessly deploy when a liberal (or even an anti-Trump Republican) has you cornered. It's the Hail Mary of debates. Must be said with crazy hand gestures.

I don't believe you that Trump did anything wrong! That's Fake News!

by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019

Pete Hegseth

A pseudo-patriot on Faux News. The one thing smarmier than Sean Hannity and nastier than Truffle Butter.

Steve: I bet you don't own 51 American flags! You must hate this country!
Sarah: You're being a Pete Hegseth. Go suck off Putin!
Steve: I already have!

by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019

William Barr

A character in the Handmaid's Tale that somehow got out of my TV and is now in the Trump administration.

I'm feeling like sending those women back to the kitchen! I guess I'm a bit of a William Barr.

by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019

Roy Moore

Republican from Alabama who fucks children but campaigns on a family values platform. He's said to have produced Glenn Beck when he fucked William Barr back in the 80s. Also slang for any STD that you think is gone, but then suddenly is back.

Joe, stop thumping the bible; I know that you slept with your niece last night. You're such a fucking Roy Moore!

by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019

The Constitution

A wonderful document created by eighteenth-century enlightenment thinkers. Conservative pundits often pretend to know what it is or what it says. One of seven words in the vocabulary of Sean Hannity.

Conservative Sean: You can't pass a bill protecting clean drinking water! It's against The Constitution!
Liberal Joe: How so?
Conservative Sean: It just is! It's socialism!
Liberal Joe: OK, Boomer

by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019

Ukrainian peek-a-boo

Classic scam mastered by Frank Gallagher from Shameless. Involves jumping out in front of a moving car as your partner distracts them, then shaking them down for cash. Also the slang term for the surprise Trump got when several respected diplomats jumped out and testified against him regarding his extortion campaign in Ukraine.

Definition 1:

Frank: Bro, I'm short on cash. Let's do a Ukrainian peek-a-boo!
Frank's creepy friend: Nah, man, people don't carry cash anymore; it's not worth it.

Definition 2:

Rob: Dude, did you see what happened with Trump!?
Tom: Yeah man, he got a serious Ukrainian peek-a-boo!

by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019

deep state

Sounds ominous, but it's just a dirty word to describe the professionals who have stopped Trump from destroying the word.

I am so thankful for this "deep state" that's kept Trump from becoming Supreme Leader and setting off nukes in Europe.

by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019