Definitions by Nikki Stixx
slippage
(noun) The total collective sum of what someone is presently without, or to the negative, as the end result of having any type of dealings with others whom the person knew good and hell well beforehand that such individuals were absolutely and in totality complete pieces of dog-shit, thieving-ass cutthroat bastard mother fuckin human trash.
Jerry stared at his home in complete shock even though the slippage was undeniable. Under the illusion of housesitting while Jerry went on a short 4 day vacation, Brandon and Betsy had pulled a complete fuckover on ole Jerry-Bear. His home was turned upside-down and ransacked, it appeared as though anything that could be resold was taken. It appeared as though the only thing that hadn't been taken were the sheets stretched and torn, hanging from the mattress of Jerry's bed, and it looked as though they had been used as both an ass-wiping rag because of the fecal streak marks about it, and also a come rag they used to wipe themselves off with that had the couple's sex juices sticky and stained all over it.
slippage by Nikki Stixx October 3, 2021
throwaway
(noun) A firearm that is acquired and used that has absolutely no direct or concrete connections with its temporary owner and user. More often than not such firearms are acquired for felonious purposes done in secret. Once such deeds have been completed the implement is then wiped clean of fingerprints and thrown away by the owner never to be reunited together again. Shhhhhhh…..
Dougie sure was a clever fellow, he also talked a lot of shit and raised a lot of hell. Because he enjoyed doing so he always kept a throwaway within arm’s reach in case somebody wanted to get cute and deep six his ass. But I tell ya he had to have deep-sixed a few himself cause I’ve seen him have at least half a dozen throwaways since I’ve known him.
throwaway by Nikki Stixx September 28, 2021
Hector-ped
(noun) Any type of phrase, action, suggestion, falsification that is introduced into an interaction between any shady-style, rip-off, con-man, double/drug dealing cheat and their soon-to-be-without-money-and/or drugs victim(s) presently in the making. These shorthand stylings are simply subterfuge to keep the victim confused and unsure, taking attention away from the main business at hand. Seasoned pieces of shit can, will, and do spin their hector-ped days, weeks, even months if needed depending on how long the victim continues to pursue their long-gone finances that were gone permanently at the very moment the money reached Hector's hands. From the front to the back and top to the bottom, hector-ped is used on the reg by the most wiley, streetwise pushers to the most dim-witted nickel-and-dime predictable cheats, but regardless of their standing it is always most deplorable and a black mark on all who may be associated with such swindlers no matter how loosely linked.
Nikki just knew in all his being that he was about to be burned and fixing to get the fuck-job done on him the minute he put his cash in Charles's hand, felt it. The look in Charles's conspiring and greedy eyes all but insured him of such. 'That fuckin' bug' thought Nikki, 'I should just run over the cockroach outright before he even gets back in the ride without his money, questionable dope, and enough hector-ped that he'd be spewing that lying bullshit that could easily be passed off as some crock of shit created by a third grader to everyone until he got out of the vehicle. Lie after stupid lie, line after every bullshit line, Charles would come out to the good' Nikki knew.
Hector-ped by Nikki Stixx September 21, 2021
An out
(noun) A courteous and thoughtful occurrence where a person who has been wronged, cheated or misled by another gives the wrongdoer an opportunity to correct their offense(s) and save face as well as other possible consequences most oftentimes in an anonymous setting.
Robert knew that whore Betsy had his wallet. They were the only two people in the fucking room!!! Was she so stupid that she thought he’s so stupid as to not know that SHE HAD HIS WALLET!!! Retelling the story to visiting friend, Robert continued, “So I thought to myself ‘ Bitch, save some face, and your life and return whats mine’, so I decided to give her an out and said, even though I had not stepped inside there, “Maybe it is in the bathroom” and went there giving her time to put my goddamn wallet back where she had taken it from”.
An out by Nikki Stixx July 27, 2021
quick
(noun) A general term referring to any type of sexual lubricant, whether for a solitary masturbational excursion or with an active and consenting sexual partner. Most often is the case the word is used among testosterone-topped tots and teenage males in machismo-infused celebration of masturbation.
Dorm-life on campus.....be careful where you step or sit in the shower room. Grabbing a shared copy of one of many dated issues of the pornographic publication FOX magazine, Jordy was destined to rub another out during shower time at the dorm. Looking about he asked his roommate, Nikki, about the bottle of lube that was also shared, "What did you do with the quick? Didn't you have it last?" Nikki replied, "Oh yeah, second drawer down, on the left I think". Simple instructions led Jordy in short order out the dorm room and towards the shower stalls. 'Watch your everyone' Nikki thought to himself, 'Jordy's still a teeny-bopper and cocked like a cannon'.
quick by Nikki Stixx July 15, 2021
jack-grease
(noun) Like the name suggests, the term is just a quick slang word duo referencing lubricating jelly incorporated into a one person sexual experience. It's attributes/positives are many, and its negatives are almost non-existent (unless you're some kind of crybaby bitch. When spit/saliva just won't cut it during such an experience, jack-grease has got you ensuring the user will not inflict any wounds on their person from the friction, the sensory sensations replicate the moist surroundings of an actual vagina (minus all the fuckin' bullshit), though up to the user themself the lubrication itself will provide the option and assist in an increase in speed, and priced around a couple of dollars per each sizeable tube jack-grease is affordable for anyone.
Nikkie and Jordy were college roommates and both were troublemaking perverts. However Jordy had superior communication and interpersonal skills while Nikki had nearly none. Nikki caught Jordy gone to a class he usually never attended and he saw his chance to rub one out. Pulling open the bottom drawer of his bureau he saw two new tubes of jack-grease sitting atop his stack of fuckbooks. Quicking remembering a day last week, Nikki recalled he had given Jordy a few dollars to pick them up for him on a trip to Wal-Mart.
jack-grease by Nikki Stixx June 26, 2021
bugger
(verb) The uninvited, unwanted and unwelcomed intrusion of the anal cavity by some form of penis penetration.
: Nikki wanted to do well and please Shannon, but his lusts had been canvassing her whole body for a long time. Picking up on and sensing his apprehensions, Shannon touched his cheek lightly and said to him. "Considering all things, Nikki, I'm down for about anything you got on your mind. Just treat me right, respect me as you always have. Don't try and rape me or bugger me if I'm not in the mood.....just woo me and touch me and make me feel how I need to feel and I'll let you in anywhere you want".
bugger by Nikki Stixx June 22, 2021