132 definitions by Nikki Stixx

(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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(noun) A person who receives some type of pension or government stipend or benefits, sometimes referred to as a “crazy check” traditionally distributed and redeemed during the first few days of every month. The stereotypes for such people are many and most all unbecoming, a first-of-the-monther might be considered by many in the workforce population as lazy, ungroomed, and lacking in social and vocational skills, they may be seen as criminal, within mental deficits, among other traits. The one trait universal to nearly all first-of-the-monthers lies in their very name, as they generally can be seen more in the general public scene around the first of the month, or within the first few days of any given month, patronizing grocery stores, retailers, banks, liquor stores, or the homes of known drug dealers of which they frequent.
Nikki was a definitive example of a first-of-the-monther, yet he drew no crazy check or any other type pension. Considering his current status he spoke out loud to himself, “Yeah, I’m definitely crazy, I mean how crazy is it to be crazy and not draw a crazy check?”
Answering himself, Nikki replied, That’s not crazy, nigga that’s just stupid!”
by Nikki Stixx April 10, 2023
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(noun) A ritual performed by one or more persons where they ingest their preferred drugs and/or chemicals in a relaxing atmosphere to assist them in overcoming the trials of a day yet to be done and/or as a well deserved treat near the end of their day done in.
Fuck 10:15 Spanish class’ was the collective thought between both Jordy and Nikki as they dashed back to their dorm room to partake in the day’s second ceremony for them. These young tykes were yet to make their plummet to much more serious “hard drugs” and were instead habitual and serious consumers of the hydroponic marijuana ceremony…….for now 👹
by Nikki Stixx August 24, 2022
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Phrase exclaiming happiness and joy upon hearing and/or learning good news.
Shannon came in the room and sat next to Nikki. For the first time this week she appeared happy. She whispered into Nikki's ear, "I got my period today ". Her smile was indeed infectious as it then spread across Nikki's face as he exclaimed "That's Tits! It really is, lover. But I still need church in my life and I need the type of religion that I can only find at the altar that is between your legs". Grinning in agreement, Shannon rousted Nikki from his chair so that he might get to "church" on time.
by Nikki Stixx June 16, 2020
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(noun) A person who buys, takes, or purchases goods and/or products that have been stolen. (verb) To sell an item or product that has been stolen.
Bobby worked in sales and known as an effective fence. If ever Chuck and BoBo hit a good lick and needed to move their stolen booty out of sight of everyone they knew that they could get in touch with Bobby to make the such things happen as well as get the very top dollar price such items might merit.
by Nikki Stixx April 10, 2021
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(noun) An event, occurrence, situation, and/or more oftentimes a person(s) that bring about unwanted and undesirable times. A buzzkill is to be avoided at all costs.
The evening was going along great. Everyone was having a good time until Betsy's obnoxious ass showed up. Betsy is such a buzzkill, her negative energy just brought everyone down and it wasn't too very long after she arrived, uninvited, that the peaceful and jovial get together soon dispersed.
by Nikki Stixx March 1, 2020
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(verb) The act of collecting various discarded and unwanted scrap metals and taking such precious metals to a scrapyard for a small but helpful monetary reward. Scrapping is oftentimes very hard and dirty work for a relatively small payoff.
Johnny had been unemployed for a stretch now and was struggling to find any decent work. He had lately taken to the toil and trouble of scrapping so he could at least keep his cigarette habit and continue smoking.
by Nikki Stixx January 28, 2019
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