Weak-kneed Shannon stumbled from the bed, the soaked sheets sticking to her wonderful nakedness sweetly as her skin shined by the safe glow of the black and white screen on the television as 'It's A Wonderful Life' played on. There Jimmy Stuart and Donna Reed skipped merrily on their way in a winter where they were happy in one another's arms, singing of 'Buffalo Girls'. Nikki could feel the cool tear race down his face as he called out to her, "Ohh Sugarbutt, won't you come hard tonight, come hard tonight, come hard tonight?" Answering his call Shannon appeared back near the television's glow, a bottle of mineral oil in her devious little fingers, she replied "I think there's enough time in the night for us both to get that in......more than once".

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

(guy one) Dude.. I was talking to my sugarbutt today.. She said she was gonna kick my ass.
(guy two) Isn't that a bad thing bro?
(guy one) No man, thats just her way of saying she TOTALLY digs me.
(guy two) -stares-
(guy one) hey man, don't be such a lork.

Fred: Hey, Sam! Did you see Darla's sugar butt?
Samuel: Sure did, Fred. It's off the hook!

I knew as soon as I finished that 7th cookie that my future consisted of Sugar Butt

I woke up with the worst case of Sugar Butt this morning

My girlfriend and I got into a fight this morning as I pixie dusted over the bed due to my sugar butt.

Hey I don't think we should date anymore.

Sugar Butt, give me another chance.