MistahTom's definitions

Walkie eye

An Australian term for a lazy eye, or a wandering eye. Sometimes refered to as a "Wokie Eye."

Janie's got a walkie eye

by mistahtom August 24, 2005

cafe au lay

Interracial hardcore porn. Cafe = Black; au lay = white. "au lay" is a play on words with au lait which means "with milk" in French.

Jackson Brown and Cheryl White made a "Cafe au Lay" in a Detroit motel room.

by Mistahtom January 13, 2006

beanie baby

A Mexican girlfriend/boyfriend

I took my beanie baby out to the club last night

by mistahtom May 30, 2006

Coke and Pepsi event

And event that is so popular/large that both Coke and Pepsi sponsor it.

Tim's party was so kick ass that it was a Coke and Pepsi Event

by MistahTom June 23, 2006

FOB

*Expanded Definition*

1) "Fresh Off the Boat" usually pertains to Asians, Arabs, Russians or Indians (not Native American)

2) "Fresh Over the Border" Include people from south of the American/Mexican border. Mainly illegal Mexican immigrants.

"I went to Wal-Mart and there were FOBs as far as the eye can see."

Look at the FOBs in-front of the Home Depot

by MistahTom November 2, 2005

cuntstomer

Customer + Cunt = Cuntstomer. Describes retail customers who think you should wait on them hand and foot. Especially try to act like they know more than you when they ask you a question.

I told the cuntstomer we don't return Betamax players, especially ones without reciepts.

Circuit City has a lot of cuntstomers.

by mistahtom November 29, 2005

drugstore cowboy

A poseur cowboy. One who dresses up as a cowboy to do non-cowboy activities

Todd only dresses up as a cowboy when he goes clubbing. He is a drugstore cowboy.

by MistahTom August 28, 2005