by MistahTom June 02, 2006
Indian man - Excuse me do you work here?
CC Associate (in a red CC shirt) - No, I'm just employed here. They don't pay me enough to work.
CC Associate (in a red CC shirt) - No, I'm just employed here. They don't pay me enough to work.
by Mistahtom August 28, 2005
An amateur wrestling move created by multi-millionaire turned criminal John du Pont. It is executed in the down position by grabbing your opponents balls from behind.
by MistahTom December 10, 2005
by MistahTom July 28, 2005
Customer + Cunt = Cuntstomer. Describes retail customers who think you should wait on them hand and foot. Especially try to act like they know more than you when they ask you a question.
I told the cuntstomer we don't return Betamax players, especially ones without reciepts.
Circuit City has a lot of cuntstomers.
Circuit City has a lot of cuntstomers.
by mistahtom November 28, 2005
A reference to a Budweiser commercial where an overloaded table server sticks a free finger in a bottle of Budweiser in order to serve one more item.
Its now some type of "Man Law"
Its now some type of "Man Law"
Bob: Hey Bryan, are you gonna eat that ::sticks his finger in Bryan's food::
Bryan: You poke it you own it.
Bryan: You poke it you own it.
by mistahtom May 17, 2006
by mistahtom July 28, 2005