Maxhole's definitions

Pukeland

Pukeland (piook land) NOUN. Any horrible place, full of awful people.

Which one of you puke-faced pukes from Pukeland ate my fucking pizza and drank all my beer?!

by Maxhole June 19, 2009

presidunce

presidunce (prez id unts) NOUN. A person appointed to the presidency by back room deals because of his criminality or incompetence, to further criminal enterprises. (See Ulysses S. Grant, Warren G. Harding, Calvin Coolidge, Herbert Hoover, William Howard Taft, William Henry Harrison, Richard Milhouse Nixon, Ronald Reagan, George Herbert Walker Bush, George Walker Bush) From “president” and “dunce.”

You got your evil presidunces and your incompetent presidunces, but how do you top a man who says, "They never stop thinking of ways to hurt our country, and neither do we."

by Maxhole June 22, 2009

puketard

A person who is so stupid, they make you want to vomit.

I just watched "Jersey Shore." Now I despair for the human race. As far as the eye can see, nothing but puketards.

by Maxhole July 15, 2011

inheritocracy

inheritocracy (in hair it ok ra see) NOUN. A political system in which the power is inherited, along with large sums of money and property.

Ever notice how the same few families have always been in charge of everything, worldwide? And how they're all related to each other in some big incestuous clusterfuck? That's an inheritocracy. They get so inbred, we wind up with sadistic war criminals like George Bush. That's the bad news. The good news is, we still have guillotines.

by Maxhole June 21, 2009

cutickle

cutickle (kyoo ti kul) NOUN. A particle of cuteness.

Babies and kittens are composed mainly of cutickles, a newly discovered subatomic particle with no weight and strong attractive power at short distances.

by Maxhole June 19, 2009

hicktatorship

hicktatorship (hik tay ter ship) NOUN.

1. A dictatorship run by country bumpkins and rural dolts.

2. The George W. Bush Presidency.

3. Miserable failure.

When that gang of arrogant yahoos took over the White House and trashed the Constitution, they turned the U.S. into a hicktatorship.

by Maxhole June 25, 2009

slagnificent

slagnificent (slag nif iss ent) ADJECTIVE. The quality of being amazingly slutty and proud of it. From “slag” and “magnificent.”

A lotta gay guys I know are proud of how slutty they are. They strut around like peacocks because they are so slagnificent. As if it was hard to get some other gay guy to accept a blow job.

by Maxhole June 22, 2009