tongue fu (tung fu) NOUN. The science of kissing and all oral play, especially involving intricate and powerful movements of the tongue. The use of the tongue as a weapon.
by Maxhole June 24, 2009
White House of Ill-Repute NOUN (huite hows uv il re peut) NOUN. A White House (1600 Pennsylvania Av., Washington D.C.) which is filled with whores like James Guckert and Scott McClellan, who will say anything for money is a house of ill-repute, or whorehouse (see “presstitute”).
"Sit there with all the other presstitutes and suck up phony press releases and talking points? Fuck that. I'd rather be out in the field, or digging through dusty old archives than cover that dog-and-pony show. I don't wanna be a press correspondent in the White House of Ill-Repute."
by Maxhole June 24, 2009
flaghag (flag hag) NOUN. A woman who is sexually excited by her nation’s flag. A person who cares more about the symbol than the people it represents.
She gets all wet-lipped and teary-eyed when they parade the flag, but doesn't give a shit about the disabled veterans. She voted to cut their pay and benefits. What a flaghag.
by Maxhole June 20, 2009
I just watched "Jersey Shore." Now I despair for the human race. As far as the eye can see, nothing but puketards.
by Maxhole July 14, 2011
Bob- Who's the naked chick dancing on top of the cop car?
John- That's my sister. Lulu.
Bob- She's a good dancer.
John- She ought to be, she studied dance for six years.
Bob- So, what does she do for a living?
John- She's a professional wadgitator.
Bob- What's that?
John- People hire her to stage public disturbances and disrupt events and rallies.
Bob- So she's working right now?
John- No, she's just doing this for fun.
Bob- How come the cops aren't stopping her?
John- They sent someone to look for a blanket to cover her up. I don't think they're searching very hard.
Bob- No, I don't think they are. So, what's she like?
John- She gets away with SO much shit, just because she's little and cute.
John- That's my sister. Lulu.
Bob- She's a good dancer.
John- She ought to be, she studied dance for six years.
Bob- So, what does she do for a living?
John- She's a professional wadgitator.
Bob- What's that?
John- People hire her to stage public disturbances and disrupt events and rallies.
Bob- So she's working right now?
John- No, she's just doing this for fun.
Bob- How come the cops aren't stopping her?
John- They sent someone to look for a blanket to cover her up. I don't think they're searching very hard.
Bob- No, I don't think they are. So, what's she like?
John- She gets away with SO much shit, just because she's little and cute.
by Maxhole June 24, 2009
slagnificent (slag nif iss ent) ADJECTIVE. The quality of being amazingly slutty and proud of it. From “slag” and “magnificent.”
A lotta gay guys I know are proud of how slutty they are. They strut around like peacocks because they are so slagnificent. As if it was hard to get some other gay guy to accept a blow job.
by Maxhole June 22, 2009
Friendefiner (fren deh fine er) NOUN. A person who keeps trying to make their friends names into words on Urban Dictionary.
How pussywhipped do you have to be to try to place your girlfriend's name in Urban Dictionary? "(Blank) is the most beautiful, wonderful, classy, smart and sexy woman in the world and the only woman for me," now THAT'S pussywhippped. What a friendefiner.
by Maxhole June 21, 2009