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compulingus (kom peu ling us) NOUN. Oral sex using computer-controlled lips and tongue to stimulate the vagina from a distance.
The Japanese just came out with this new computerized rubber pussy. You can give your girlfriend compulingus from a thousand miles away.
by Maxhole June 19, 2009
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Get the cupcake mug.Who let that dumbtruck in? She just said Sarah Palin would make a good president! Now it's all over me! The stupid, it burns! AIEEEE!!!
by Maxhole July 14, 2011
Get the dumbtruck mug.Bob- Who's the naked chick dancing on top of the cop car?
John- That's my sister. Lulu.
Bob- She's a good dancer.
John- She ought to be, she studied dance for six years.
Bob- So, what does she do for a living?
John- She's a professional wadgitator.
Bob- What's that?
John- People hire her to stage public disturbances and disrupt events and rallies.
Bob- So she's working right now?
John- No, she's just doing this for fun.
Bob- How come the cops aren't stopping her?
John- They sent someone to look for a blanket to cover her up. I don't think they're searching very hard.
Bob- No, I don't think they are. So, what's she like?
John- She gets away with SO much shit, just because she's little and cute.
John- That's my sister. Lulu.
Bob- She's a good dancer.
John- She ought to be, she studied dance for six years.
Bob- So, what does she do for a living?
John- She's a professional wadgitator.
Bob- What's that?
John- People hire her to stage public disturbances and disrupt events and rallies.
Bob- So she's working right now?
John- No, she's just doing this for fun.
Bob- How come the cops aren't stopping her?
John- They sent someone to look for a blanket to cover her up. I don't think they're searching very hard.
Bob- No, I don't think they are. So, what's she like?
John- She gets away with SO much shit, just because she's little and cute.
by Maxhole June 24, 2009
Get the wadgitator mug.I slammed my hand down in a pan full of devil's food cake batter and splurtched brown goo all over Diane's white angora sweater.
by Maxhole June 18, 2009
Get the splurtch mug.pervertical (per vur tih kul) ADJECTIVE. To be like a pervert. To have something in common with a deviant mind. Being aligned with demented and dangerous ideas.
Neil- So I fired my degaussing cannon, which erased all her bank cards. She was stuck in the middle of Shitsville with no money and no way to get home. Know what I did next?
Tommy- You gave her a hundred bucks so she'd give you her phone number so she could pay you back. And maybe give you a gratitude fuck.
Neil- HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
Tommy- We're pervertical.
Neil- Yeah, we kinda are.
Tommy- So, did you fuck her?
Neil- Nah, I want to sabotage her car and rescue her from a burning building first. Then she'll REALLY let me do all kinds of sick shit on her.
Tommy- You're such a romantic.
Tommy- You gave her a hundred bucks so she'd give you her phone number so she could pay you back. And maybe give you a gratitude fuck.
Neil- HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
Tommy- We're pervertical.
Neil- Yeah, we kinda are.
Tommy- So, did you fuck her?
Neil- Nah, I want to sabotage her car and rescue her from a burning building first. Then she'll REALLY let me do all kinds of sick shit on her.
Tommy- You're such a romantic.
by Maxhole June 22, 2009
Get the pervertical mug.science fucktion (sy ents fuk shun) NOUN. A genre of writing that describes advanced technologies and explicit sex acts, usually with aliens, monsters, robots or heavily modified humans.
My favorite science fucktion story is "Transvestite Robot Hookers from Mars." I think it was based on The Bible.
by Maxhole June 22, 2009
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