Maxhole's definitions

puketard

A person who is so stupid, they make you want to vomit.

I just watched "Jersey Shore." Now I despair for the human race. As far as the eye can see, nothing but puketards.

by Maxhole July 15, 2011

presidunce

presidunce (prez id unts) NOUN. A person appointed to the presidency by back room deals because of his criminality or incompetence, to further criminal enterprises. (See Ulysses S. Grant, Warren G. Harding, Calvin Coolidge, Herbert Hoover, William Howard Taft, William Henry Harrison, Richard Milhouse Nixon, Ronald Reagan, George Herbert Walker Bush, George Walker Bush) From “president” and “dunce.”

You got your evil presidunces and your incompetent presidunces, but how do you top a man who says, "They never stop thinking of ways to hurt our country, and neither do we."

by Maxhole June 22, 2009

Pukeland

Pukeland (piook land) NOUN. Any horrible place, full of awful people.

Which one of you puke-faced pukes from Pukeland ate my fucking pizza and drank all my beer?!

by Maxhole June 19, 2009

disinfotainment

disinfotainment (diss in fo tayn ment) NOUN. Lies and propaganda disguised as entertainment.

Movies like "Sunset" and "The Secret of NIMH" and "Air America" are just disinfotainment, put out by Hearst and other Fascists to cover up the facts and libel their enemies under cover of "creative license."

by Maxhole June 20, 2009

poontangry

poontangry (poon tang ree) ADJECTIVE. Hostile female sexuality, with lots of biting, scratching, slapping and swearing.

Jimmy- What the fuck is the matter with Ava? I tried to get close to her and at first she kisses back and sighs like she's really into it. Then she starts swearing and smacking me and using her claws! It turned into a hatefuck. I have never seen anybody that poontangry.

Paul- Oh, yeah, she's like that. She can be very wrathful. That's normal for her. So I guess you told her to screw off, huh?

Jimmy- Hells no. Even a withered old poontangry hatefuck is better than no fuck at all.

by Maxhole June 22, 2009

fucknificent

fucknificent (fuk nif iss ent) ADJECTIVE. An extraordinarily gifted and beautiful sex partner (male or female).

Oh my Gawd... Vicki... that was the best orgasm of my entire life... You are fucknificent!

by Maxhole June 20, 2009

infauxpinion

Ignorant opinion disguised as fact. From "info," combined with "faux" and "opinion."

Ronald Reagan and John Wayne were war heroes? When I want your infauxpinion, I'll hand you a shovel. Until then, keep it to yourself.

by Maxhole July 14, 2011