Maxhole's definitions
compulingus (kom peu ling us) NOUN. Oral sex using computer-controlled lips and tongue to stimulate the vagina from a distance.
The Japanese just came out with this new computerized rubber pussy. You can give your girlfriend compulingus from a thousand miles away.
by Maxhole June 19, 2009
Get the compulingusmug. by Maxhole July 15, 2011
Get the cupcakemug. I slammed my hand down in a pan full of devil's food cake batter and splurtched brown goo all over Diane's white angora sweater.
by Maxhole June 18, 2009
Get the splurtchmug. Bob- Who's the naked chick dancing on top of the cop car?
John- That's my sister. Lulu.
Bob- She's a good dancer.
John- She ought to be, she studied dance for six years.
Bob- So, what does she do for a living?
John- She's a professional wadgitator.
Bob- What's that?
John- People hire her to stage public disturbances and disrupt events and rallies.
Bob- So she's working right now?
John- No, she's just doing this for fun.
Bob- How come the cops aren't stopping her?
John- They sent someone to look for a blanket to cover her up. I don't think they're searching very hard.
Bob- No, I don't think they are. So, what's she like?
John- She gets away with SO much shit, just because she's little and cute.
John- That's my sister. Lulu.
Bob- She's a good dancer.
John- She ought to be, she studied dance for six years.
Bob- So, what does she do for a living?
John- She's a professional wadgitator.
Bob- What's that?
John- People hire her to stage public disturbances and disrupt events and rallies.
Bob- So she's working right now?
John- No, she's just doing this for fun.
Bob- How come the cops aren't stopping her?
John- They sent someone to look for a blanket to cover her up. I don't think they're searching very hard.
Bob- No, I don't think they are. So, what's she like?
John- She gets away with SO much shit, just because she's little and cute.
by Maxhole June 24, 2009
Get the wadgitatormug. Who let that dumbtruck in? She just said Sarah Palin would make a good president! Now it's all over me! The stupid, it burns! AIEEEE!!!
by Maxhole July 14, 2011
Get the dumbtruckmug. Halfgonistan (haf gon iss tan) NOUN. A country or place which has been half destroyed by war. From “half gone” and “Afghanistan.”
Dude, I lived in Richmond for a year, right across from the oil refinery that kept leaking poison gas. I saw junkies shooting up in my driveway, the landlord test-fired stolen guns in his living room and every Saturday night, automatic weapons fire. "BRAAAP BRAAAP!" "POP-POP-POP-POP!" "BOOM!" There was burned patch on our roof from a fucking Molotov Cocktail. It was like living in Halfgonistan.
by Maxhole June 20, 2009
Get the Halfgonistanmug. science fucktion (sy ents fuk shun) NOUN. A genre of writing that describes advanced technologies and explicit sex acts, usually with aliens, monsters, robots or heavily modified humans.
My favorite science fucktion story is "Transvestite Robot Hookers from Mars." I think it was based on The Bible.
by Maxhole June 22, 2009
Get the science fucktionmug.