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wadgitator 

wadgitator (wadj et ate er) NOUN. A cute little troublemaker.
Bob- Who's the naked chick dancing on top of the cop car?
John- That's my sister. Lulu.

Bob- She's a good dancer.

John- She ought to be, she studied dance for six years.

Bob- So, what does she do for a living?

John- She's a professional wadgitator.

Bob- What's that?

John- People hire her to stage public disturbances and disrupt events and rallies.

Bob- So she's working right now?

John- No, she's just doing this for fun.

Bob- How come the cops aren't stopping her?

John- They sent someone to look for a blanket to cover her up. I don't think they're searching very hard.

Bob- No, I don't think they are. So, what's she like?

John- She gets away with SO much shit, just because she's little and cute.
wadgitator by Maxhole June 24, 2009
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waddinator 

"Waddinator" is a slang term for a semi-retarded student that goes by the name of "Waddington", who is known to bob his head around, and ask questions to his fellow students. His questions usually deal with the topic of metal music, girls, and can be summarized as follows:

"Do you like (band name)?"

"Doesn't (band name) sound like (another band name)?"

Apart from asking these questions, he also has a rather large interest in girls in his school campus. On average, he usually thinks about women 60% of the time, and metal music 40% of the time, but these statistics can change, depending on his hormonal levels.
"Hey, here comes Waddinator."
waddinator by Waddinator May 30, 2009
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