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"I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best." -George W. Bush, Jan. 12, 2009
"I've been in the Bible every day since I've been the president." -George W. Bush, Nov. 12, 2008
"It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way." -George W. Bush, April 28, 2005
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -George W. Bush, Aug. 5, 2004
Are good examples of witlessisms.
"I've been in the Bible every day since I've been the president." -George W. Bush, Nov. 12, 2008
"It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way." -George W. Bush, April 28, 2005
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -George W. Bush, Aug. 5, 2004
Are good examples of witlessisms.
by Maxhole June 25, 2009
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Him- Oh, I came.
Her- But no spooge came out.
Him- Yeah, well, the third or fourth time, you start to run out.
Her- I didn't know that... How long does it take to make more?
Him- Spoogeneration only takes a day. Two days if you want a full charge.
Her- That's what I love about fucking you, it's so educational.
Him- Oh, I came.
Her- But no spooge came out.
Him- Yeah, well, the third or fourth time, you start to run out.
Her- I didn't know that... How long does it take to make more?
Him- Spoogeneration only takes a day. Two days if you want a full charge.
Her- That's what I love about fucking you, it's so educational.
by Maxhole June 24, 2009
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by Maxhole June 24, 2009
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Ron- She's a great fuck, too.
Randy- How would you know?
Ron- I dated her. That's Lisa.
Randy- Damn. I'd like to bite her on the ass and be dragged to death. Why'd you ever break up with a woman that hot?
Ron- I musta lost my mind. Sweetest lady I ever knew. She is spumptious.
Randy- Think she'd go out with me?
Ron- Not a chance.
Randy- Why?
Ron- 'Cuz you're a friend of mine.
Randy- Not anymore we're not, you asshole! Hey! Lisa! Wait up!
Ron- She's a great fuck, too.
Randy- How would you know?
Ron- I dated her. That's Lisa.
Randy- Damn. I'd like to bite her on the ass and be dragged to death. Why'd you ever break up with a woman that hot?
Ron- I musta lost my mind. Sweetest lady I ever knew. She is spumptious.
Randy- Think she'd go out with me?
Ron- Not a chance.
Randy- Why?
Ron- 'Cuz you're a friend of mine.
Randy- Not anymore we're not, you asshole! Hey! Lisa! Wait up!
by Maxhole June 24, 2009
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Calvin- Planet Spuzzbog, where there aren't any moms to ask me where I'm going!
Mom- Well, be back in time for supper.
Calvin- Uh, yeah, sure. Come on, Hobbes.
Hobbes- Doesn't she know that Spuzzbog is 20 light years away and by the time we get back, our faster-than-light drive's time-dilation effect will have rendered her a withered old crone while we only age a few hours?
Calvin- All I can say is she'd better have dinner ready. And it better not be cold.
Calvin- Planet Spuzzbog, where there aren't any moms to ask me where I'm going!
Mom- Well, be back in time for supper.
Calvin- Uh, yeah, sure. Come on, Hobbes.
Hobbes- Doesn't she know that Spuzzbog is 20 light years away and by the time we get back, our faster-than-light drive's time-dilation effect will have rendered her a withered old crone while we only age a few hours?
Calvin- All I can say is she'd better have dinner ready. And it better not be cold.
by Maxhole June 24, 2009
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