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dodograph (doh doh graf) NOUN. A stupid photograph, or a picture made using obsolete technology, such as Daguerrotype or Polaroid SX-70. From the extinct bird, "dodo" and "photograph."
I found a shot of my brother with his '70s hair, bell bottom jeans, a big, poofy down jacket and the best thing about it is that it's a genuine Polaroid dodograph.
by Maxhole June 19, 2009
Get the dodograph mug.Bushtard keeps trying to declarify his reason for going to war in Iraq. First it was to be a wartime president, then it was revenge for 9/11, then he wanted their weapons of mass destruction, then he had to get Saddam. Next he had to spread democracy, after that, it was to liberate the Iraqis and finally he's claiming the Democrats forced him to go to war.
by Maxhole June 19, 2009
Get the declarify mug.Congressmonkey (kon gres tard) NOUN. A member of the U.S. Congress noted for primitive beliefs and behavior.
Tom Tancredo was endorsed by the "pro white" Council for Conservative Citizens and Marilyn Musgrave was endorsed by the KKK. They want to jail all gays and illegal immigrants. These congressmonkeys are proof men descended from apes. And not very far, in some cases.
by Maxhole June 19, 2009
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Get the Congresstard mug.unintellectual (un in tel ek shu el) NOUN.
1. The opposite of intellectual.
2. A person who favors rash, smash-and-bash action, but has no escape plan.
3. A person suffering from frontal lobe damage or fetal alcohol effect.
4. An idiotic person who misleads smarter people.
1. The opposite of intellectual.
2. A person who favors rash, smash-and-bash action, but has no escape plan.
3. A person suffering from frontal lobe damage or fetal alcohol effect.
4. An idiotic person who misleads smarter people.
For the last eight years, unintellectuals ran this country into the ground.
They trashed the military, science, schools and the economy while sneering at proven experts as elitists.
I don't know about you, but I'm ready to give brains a chance.
They trashed the military, science, schools and the economy while sneering at proven experts as elitists.
I don't know about you, but I'm ready to give brains a chance.
by Maxhole June 25, 2009
Get the unintellectual mug.schizofriendly (skit so frend lee) ADJECTIVE. The ability to cause insanity in others. Or the ability to communicate with the insane. From “schizophrenic” and “friendly.”
Her- Why were you talkin' with that fat, creepy homeless guy who's always talkin' to himself?
Him- Who? Oh, that's Bill. Yeah, he's schizophrenic. Sees dead people lying everywhere, trying to wave at him and talk to him.
Her- That's awful, how do you know him?
Him- I just met him on the streets here.
Her- So WHY do you talk to him? How do you even understand what he's saying?
Him- I've always been able to communicate with anybody. I'm schizofriendly.
Him- Who? Oh, that's Bill. Yeah, he's schizophrenic. Sees dead people lying everywhere, trying to wave at him and talk to him.
Her- That's awful, how do you know him?
Him- I just met him on the streets here.
Her- So WHY do you talk to him? How do you even understand what he's saying?
Him- I've always been able to communicate with anybody. I'm schizofriendly.
by Maxhole June 22, 2009
Get the schizofriendly mug.inheritocracy (in hair it ok ra see) NOUN. A political system in which the power is inherited, along with large sums of money and property.
Ever notice how the same few families have always been in charge of everything, worldwide? And how they're all related to each other in some big incestuous clusterfuck? That's an inheritocracy. They get so inbred, we wind up with sadistic war criminals like George Bush. That's the bad news. The good news is, we still have guillotines.
by Maxhole June 21, 2009
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