Maxhole's definitions

Chief Justard

Chief Justard (cheef juss tard) NOUN. A really stupid Chief Justice of the United States Supreme Court.

Can you imagine the kind of decisions we'd get if Scalia was the Chief Justard?

by Maxhole June 20, 2009

disinfotainment

disinfotainment (diss in fo tayn ment) NOUN. Lies and propaganda disguised as entertainment.

Movies like "Sunset" and "The Secret of NIMH" and "Air America" are just disinfotainment, put out by Hearst and other Fascists to cover up the facts and libel their enemies under cover of "creative license."

by Maxhole June 20, 2009

facthole

facthole (fakt hole) NOUN. A place where information goes, never to return.

I told you a dozen times before and you forgot like you always do, you senile facthole!

by Maxhole June 20, 2009

faithfool

faithfool (faith fool) NOUN. A person whose beliefs are destructive to self and others, i.e., Crusaders, Jihadists, Fascists, Communists, etc. Fanatics who lie, cheat and kill for their god, in return for dubious heavenly rewards. From “faith” and “fool.”

Heinlein said, "There's a seeker born every minute." I call them the faithfools.

by Maxhole June 20, 2009

flaghag

flaghag (flag hag) NOUN. A woman who is sexually excited by her nation’s flag. A person who cares more about the symbol than the people it represents.

She gets all wet-lipped and teary-eyed when they parade the flag, but doesn't give a shit about the disabled veterans. She voted to cut their pay and benefits. What a flaghag.

by Maxhole June 20, 2009

fucknificent

fucknificent (fuk nif iss ent) ADJECTIVE. An extraordinarily gifted and beautiful sex partner (male or female).

Oh my Gawd... Vicki... that was the best orgasm of my entire life... You are fucknificent!

by Maxhole June 20, 2009

fudgeograph

fudgeograph (fudj og raf) NOUN. A faked photograph.
A picture that has been 'fudged' to alter it from its original appearance.

See that airbrush work on her cleavage? And how there's no wrinkles or creases at all? This isn't a photograph, it's been altered. It's a fudgeograph.

The Loch Ness monster just doesn't have tits like that.

by Maxhole June 20, 2009