Maxhole's definitions

dubm

dubm (dub um) ADJECTIVE.

1. A deliberate misspelling of the word “dumb,” meaning worse than stupid; intentional idiocy.

2. Any deliberate, spectacularly miserable failure masked as “mission accomplished.” From the presidential nickname, “Dubya” and “dumb.”

Larnie- I am not dumb, you are the one who is dumb, 'D-U-B-M' spells dumb.

Nick- Uh, Larnie, "D-U-B-M" spells "dubbum."

Larnie- (thinking) ...I hate you.

Nick- Sorry, gotta go, I hear your wife calling! Be sure to write when you learn how! Hey, guess what everybody, Larnie says I'm dubm!

Everybody- Huh?

by Maxhole June 25, 2009

inheritocracy

inheritocracy (in hair it ok ra see) NOUN. A political system in which the power is inherited, along with large sums of money and property.

Ever notice how the same few families have always been in charge of everything, worldwide? And how they're all related to each other in some big incestuous clusterfuck? That's an inheritocracy. They get so inbred, we wind up with sadistic war criminals like George Bush. That's the bad news. The good news is, we still have guillotines.

by Maxhole June 21, 2009

millione’er-do-well

millione’er-do-well (mil yun aer do well) NOUN. A rich criminal. From “millionaire” and “ne’er-do -well.”

America hasn't executed a millionaire since Juan Garza, in 2001, and he was a major drug kingpin and murderer. Phil Spector, O.J. Simpson and John du Pont all committed premeditated murder, so why aren't they on death row? They are millione’er-do-wells. They had been paranoid, hyper aggressive assholes for years, but their money protected them.

by Maxhole June 21, 2009

GOPbrain

GOPbrain (gee oh pee brain) NOUN. A Republican who is a pinhead, cretin or moron. From "GOP", (Gay Old Party) and "peabrain."

The Dumbocrats are twice as dubm as the GOPbrains.

by Maxhole June 20, 2009

Congresstard

Congresstard (kon gres tard) NOUN. An especially idiotic member of the U.S. Congress.

Who's the biggest congresstard, Michelle Bachmann or John Shimkus?

by Maxhole June 19, 2009

spoogickle

spoogickle (spoo jik ul) NOUN. A subatomic particle of spooge. Or, a popsicle made of spooge.

The spoogickle is the smallest and slipperiest of the subatomic particles. This elusive, highly energetic particle can be found around high schools, especially in P.E. class, or that English class with the really hot teacher.

by Maxhole June 24, 2009

pignorant

pignorant (pig no runt) ADJECTIVE. To know less than a pig would know.

I told Kristen that she was a lovely person, except for the ignorance and the lying and the bigotry and the cowardice. I said I'd be happy to talk with her when she learns a thing or two. Give it 20 or 30 years. The pignorant little bitch.

by Maxhole June 22, 2009