Maxhole's definitions

presidunce

presidunce (prez id unts) NOUN. A person appointed to the presidency by back room deals because of his criminality or incompetence, to further criminal enterprises. (See Ulysses S. Grant, Warren G. Harding, Calvin Coolidge, Herbert Hoover, William Howard Taft, William Henry Harrison, Richard Milhouse Nixon, Ronald Reagan, George Herbert Walker Bush, George Walker Bush) From “president” and “dunce.”

You got your evil presidunces and your incompetent presidunces, but how do you top a man who says, "They never stop thinking of ways to hurt our country, and neither do we."

by Maxhole June 22, 2009

Pukeland

Pukeland (piook land) NOUN. Any horrible place, full of awful people.

Which one of you puke-faced pukes from Pukeland ate my fucking pizza and drank all my beer?!

by Maxhole June 19, 2009

wiggleize

wiggleize (wig el ized) ADJECTIVE. To make a person, place or thing wiggle, jiggle and shake.

I'm gonna wiggleize you until you piss yourself laughing.

by Maxhole June 25, 2009

spagitated

spagitated (spa ji tay ted) ADJECTIVE. To be anxious and clumsy. From “spastic” and “agitated.”

Him- Fuck, Fuck, FUUUCCK! I ccccan't even strike a fffucking mmmatch!
Her- Let me tttry.
Him- Fffine, you tttry it!
Her- My ffffingers aren't working, they're tttoo cccold. Goddammit! I dropped the mmmatches.
Him- Ddddon't get all spagitated.
Her- I'm not spagitated, it's just freezing and you kkkkeep shouting.
Him- Sorry. Hey...
Her- Cut it out, I'm trying to start a fire.
Him- So am I.
Her- Oh! MMmmmmm.
Him- Waitaminute... Gggoddamn fucking zipper... WORK, DAMN YOU!
Her- Now who's spagitated?

(Loud ripping sound)

Her- Well, that's ONE way to get your jacket off.
Him- Shut up and kkkiss me.

by Maxhole June 23, 2009

White Wing

White Wing (huit wing) NOUN. Wealthy caucasian conservative males who oppose all laws that would decrease their power.

It was revealed today that in 1925, Senator Strom Thurmond fathered an illegitimate daughter with a 15-year-old black housemaid. He kept the truth quiet for over 60 years as a strident supporter of segregation and opponent of civil rights laws. This kind of secret is a common occurrence in the Deep South, where the roots of the White Wing run deep.

by Maxhole June 24, 2009

immunofascist

immunofascist (im yu no fash ist) NOUN. A person who supports forced vaccination, to boost drug company profits.

The Nov. 19, 2007 Natural News reports Maryland children have been forcibly vaccinated in the presence of armed guards and attack dogs to prevent protest. Maryland State’s Attorney Glenn Ivey warned parents to comply with the mandatory vaccinations,

“Unexplained absences by your child (from the vaccination clinic) may subject you to a criminal charge.”
Coincidentally, Merck Pharmaceuticals, along with Bristol-Meyers Squibb, Johnson & Johnson, Abbott Laboratories and dozens of other drug makers are all located in New Jersey. Now THAT'S an immunofascist state.

by Maxhole June 21, 2009

spumptious

spumptious (spump shus) ADJECTIVE. To be sexy and delicious. From “scrumptious” and “pump.”

Randy- Damn, that girl gots more curves than Indy 500.

Ron- She's a great fuck, too.

Randy- How would you know?

Ron- I dated her. That's Lisa.

Randy- Damn. I'd like to bite her on the ass and be dragged to death. Why'd you ever break up with a woman that hot?

Ron- I musta lost my mind. Sweetest lady I ever knew. She is spumptious.

Randy- Think she'd go out with me?

Ron- Not a chance.

Randy- Why?

Ron- 'Cuz you're a friend of mine.

Randy- Not anymore we're not, you asshole! Hey! Lisa! Wait up!

by Maxhole June 24, 2009